Surprise, baby!

Chapter 3

Eh? Ehhh?

See? I told you I'd make up for it.

Okay, so if anyone is uncomfortable with the detailed mentioning of undergarments, and some rather crude people, then skip this one. There's also some bad language, and strippers. Maybe. I haven't written it yet.

Read on~

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Kaname sighed, replacing the lacey piece on the rack and looking around to see if anyone else was having as much trouble as him.

Takuma was proudly showing off his brightly colored, oddly patterned underwear set, beaming and flitting from here to there to help someone who had gotten stuck or confused.

Shiki had been strapped into a dark lingerie, something that he didn't seem the least bit bashful about, and Rima fixed a thing or two before stepping back and nodding, holding his regular clothes to her chest nonchalantly. The couple exchanged tidbits of conversation, but otherwise, Shiki just stood next to the dressing rooms, looking bored. Rima sidled up beside him in the same manner.

Kain and Aidou were together, the former modestly peeling and picking at his bra while the latter proudly strutted about, a cocky grin on his face and his hands on his hips.

Kaname used his pureblood power to trip him without really realizing it.

As everyone was laughing, he looked around, seeing his precious Yuki in the corner, turning away shyly as her adoptive father paraded himself around in bright, yellow undergarments. He would jump to her for her opinion and each time, Yuki would distract herself with something else-most of the time a wall.

Zero wasn't too far from them, in the corner of the room, with a scowl stuck permanantly on his face. Zero might have hated the idea of being a female, but he wasn't stupid. He knew that if, god forbid, he did get stuck as a woman, he might as well be prepared. And so, he stripped shamelessly, seemingly aware of and ignoring the pureblood's gaze in favor of striding over to a rack, digging through for clothing.

Yagari was behind him, frowning thoughtfully as he held a set in front of him. It was a simple blue, with a sports bra and pair of underwear in the shape of shorts. He immediately decided that he wasn't going to find any others that weren't skimpy or girly, and set to digging out any duplicates of the set he was sure he would buy.

Kaname sighed once more, not noticing Takuma behind him until his long-time-friend set a hand on his bare shoulder, smiling. "Kaname, I think you might like this one."

He held out a hanger with a black coloring, red swirls of color here and there. The bra had a bottom that didn't stop until just above his belly-button, where the underwear rested low on his hips, but not whorishly so.

Kaname smiled slightly, warmed by his friend's openess and familiarity with him. He accepted the set with a nod, "Thank you, Takuma."

"Not a problem, Kaname!" The blonde laughed, throwing an arm around the pureblood's shoulders. "Now, how about we get you into a changing room? I've prepared some dresses, as well."

"Dresses?" Kaname blinked at him, confused. "Why do I need dresses?"

"Well, we want to be prepared." The blonde vampire's voice was sunny as ever but the underlying sheet of seriousness was unmistakeable. "We can put back the ones you don't like, and the ones you do, we'll all pitch in and pay."

"No, that's alright." Kaname's smile turned a bit devious. "Money isn't an issue."

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Zero seemed to be the only one who wasn't having trouble with his razor.