Page 2: これは本当に日付ではありません. (lit. This Really is Not a Date.)

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Kuroko Tetsuya doesn't know what should he do with the sight in front of him. He is just drinking his milkshake in peace until a (h/c) haired girl suddenly came up to his seat and seat right across him—his new classmate, the one whose seat is beside him. She doesn't seems to recognize him yet, seeing she just keep praying ever since she sat there.

He is used for not being noticed, and apparently it's amusing to watch her antics. But nonetheless, as time goes by the prayer has grown to be more... disturbing. It soon involves 'broken bones is alright, but please not death' and then... R-18 things followed.

"...(l/n)-san, please don't said those kind of things in public," the shadow finally decided to speak up, thus ended up jolting the girl up to a proper sitting position.

"Wha—who—?!" (l/n) snapped her head from right to left, then stopped when she spotted him, "U-Uke-san?!"

... why does he suddenly get a sense of foreboding? Moreover, 'uke'? As in ukeru[1]?

"Since when are you here?! I'm sorry for not noticing you! I will die soon, that's why I pray!" (l/n) started her babbling. Since he is a gentleman, Kuroko decided that he need to calm her down. Plus, why 'die' out of all things?

"It's okay, (l/n)-san, I'm used to it," the shadow answered, "but, if I may ask, do you have a problem? You can tell me if you want," he said without beating around the bush.

"Ah... err... hehe... well... you see... you know..." the (e/c) eyed girl searched for the right words to say, "... I supposed to come to the basketball club today..."

Kuroko nearly commented, but reminding himself that the one in front him is a girl, he leave it for later.

"... and I don't. So... Ai-nee will kill me for sure... once I arrived home... or her house, actually—but anyways, I know I should've just said no that time! But she is too scary that time!!" (l/n) said, tears prickling in her eyes, but then she quickly rubbed it with her sleeves.

It took Kuroko seconds to figure out that 'Ai-nee' is Aida Riko, his coach. "... isn't it your fault for skipping, then, (l/n)-san?" Kuroko finally commented.

"But I don't even sign any paper, so I'm not skipping!" (l/n) pouted, "Ah,  by the way, Uke-kun, since when are you here?" she asked again, clearer this time.

"I've been sitting here before you, (l/n)-san,"

"Eeh...  I see," the girl answered, her upbeat expression changed into more serious one all of sudden. Her (e/c) eyes bored deeply towards him for some reason. It felt like... being watched... no, perhaps being deciphered is the... best term—since he doesn't think he can describe what (l/n) doing now. Kuroko was about to ask what she is doing, but then her whisper beat him.

"... you are definitely an Uke, Kuroko-dono. Even if you has Ono Kensho's voice."

... for some reason, Kuroko Tetsuya felt his pride as a man is damaged and a moment is destroyed.

"Ah, I will go to the toilet first!" (l/n) said out of blue. This girl is a total KY[2], Kuroko noted. But then again Kuroko admit his poker face is not really helping his current case.

"... sure. Go ahead."

Less than 5 minutes later, the female's seat is hijacked by a tiger with dark brown and fiery red hair—figuratively.

Let's just wait for (l/n)(f/n) to come back, and then all hell broke loose.

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Writer blocks for months and what I write is... something I myself don't understand. But anyways—PASSSTTAAA//kicked

Ah, by the way, if you asked what happened up there: I don't even sure myself... but who cares~~ ヾ(≧▽≦*)o *SHARARA GOES ON*//punched

All I can said: it seems that after this Kuroko will have a hard time acting as a gentleman around heroine-chan. So please expect a jab in the rib cages soon, my dear heroine. Ithurtsbtw//stabbed
Plus that this is set after the Senpai vs. Kouhai game.

Notes:
[1] Apparently, uke comes from ukeru that means receiving.
[2] KY is an acronym of Kuuki Yomenai or someone who can't read the atmosphere or situation. Perfect example of this character: Yuzuki Seo, Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun.

1. Since this chapter is from Kuroko Tetsuya-sama's part, it might be vague—but really, (f/n)-chan [no longer (y/n) because I accustomed to this (f/n) now TTATT] only think on how should she escaped Ai-nee's wrath and 'Is Kuroko really is an Uke?'. Even though she actually is quite smart and somewhat has an high awareness (since she remembered Kuroko's name), out heroine is obviously too childish and... too stereotype-less. Well, she only do free after all//shoot

2. KagaKuro ship will be forced to sail on the next chapter. Making 2 certain people totally unamused.

3. I'm sorry for being late... is that enough? My laptop is pretty much go all tsundere on me, so is my brain and internet. Then animes just need to mess up my life even more. Orz. Also, yay, tests and projects literally being a tsunami here. QWQ

Now, bye-bye! Thank you for supporting this weird-ass fanfic~ ♥//punched

P.S.: If you got questions don't mind to ask. Just think it as my apology.

P.P.S.: I totally need a beta reader here... my grammars is worse than Izuki's pun.

[Made on: Apr (probably)—Fri, 25 Sep 2015 21.47]
[Published on: Fri, 25 Sep 2015 21.50]
[I will edit the grammar + adding picture tomorrow. I need a sleep now. I can't even being a troll here.]

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