Drunk texts

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A/N: Again, I know Steve can't get drunk. Let's just pretend.

T O N Y

You hav a nice as. it would lok bettwer wit my hands on it.
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S T E V E

Thers a gil who looks lik u. is it u??? ima ask.

Later:
it you.
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B R U C E

THe gween. its coming. 4 u. dun dun dun... jk just me.
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T H O R

I mighty. but might-y u fancy me??! love y
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C L I N T

Yor hot. im hot. its jst a perfect combiniton.
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P I E T R O

I may b fat. but your betwr at being pretty. ;)

Later:

Fast. i ment fast.
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B U C K Y

Hav yu seen yur self. you pretty. not as pretty as me tho.
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L O K I

alcohol is wierd. wtf is alcohol. wats on my shoulder? oh it my hair.

A/N: BIG BIG NEWS!!!

DO YOU SHIP STONY???
DO YOU WANNA READ STONY???
THEN DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!!
I just posted a Stony story (college au) and it'd be great if you checked it out.
(I know i posted one before but i didn't like it so i re-wrote it.)

UPDATE: IT IS NO LONGER POSTED I HAVE DELETED IT. I COULDN'T CONTINUE IT.

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