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Neville: We can't let these Slytherins beat us.

Seamus: Not hard to beat you.

Neville: I'm good at fighting! I'd beat a Slytherin if they walked around that corner!

Seamus: Well, here they come

(Pansy and other Slytherins walk around corner

Neville: My naked wand is out. Fight and I'll beat you!

Seamus: How about you turn around and run?

Pansy: Do you bite your wand at us?

Neville: I do bite my wand

Pansy: Do you bite your wand at us?

Neville (Aside to Seamus): Do we want to fight?

Seamus (Aside to Neville): No

Neville: No Mudblood we do not bite our wands at you

Enter Crabbe

Neville: Draw your wand you pansy, and die

They duel

Crabbe: Stop, Snape will punish us for fighting

Enter Ron

Ron: Goyle! Turn your bloody back and prepare to eat slugs!

Goyle: I will only draw my wand to stop this fight.

Ron: Stop!? I hate bloody Slytherins and all you annoying @#$%.

They duel

Enter Prof. McGonagall

McGonagall: What is this, Students out of bed?

Enter Snape

Snape: McGonagal! I thought you had more control on your students, Gryffindors attacking Slytherins? I'll see them all in detention.

Enter Dumbledore

Dumbledore: STOP THIS FIGHT.

If another fight breaks out in my hallway you will all be helping Hagrid clean out my Chamber of Secrets.

Now back to your dorms, another fight and my wand might need some cleaning.

Exit All but Snape and Crabbe

Snape: Where is Draco, he hasn't been at breakfast or any other meals. Why hasn't he been here?

Crabbe: Draco left this morning and was last out near the Quidditch Pitch crying. Ever since Victor Krum left him he has just been crying.

Snape: He locks himself up in that dungeon all day. If only someone had the wit to speak to him.....

Crabbe: Oh right

Snape: Get him ready, we need to beat the Gryffindors for Quidditch

Exit Snape

Enter Draco

Draco: Was that Snape who left so quickly?

Crabbe: Yeah it was, what's up Boss?

Draco: My love, my love. Whenever I eat I am reminded of my love. Every crumb reminds me of Krum.

Crabbe: There are so many other guys for you to love. The Yule ball is tonight, guys everywhere.

Draco: Tonight I have to sleep

Crabbe: No, tonight you have to dance.

Exit Crabbe and Goyle



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