Drarry Appropriation of Romeo and Juliet

Act 1 Scene 3 & Act 1 Scene 5

Enter Hermione and McGonagall

McGonagall: Where is my student, where is Potter.

Hermione: I called him, he is still up in his room. Ever since we met he's been late. I could tell you stories professor.

Enter Harry

Harry: I was getting my dress robes ready for tonight. Who was calling my name.

Hermione: The prof. wishes to see you, she's been so impatient. I could tell you about the first time I met Prof. in the shape of a cat!

Harry: Oh, shut up Hermione. What is it Professor?

Professor McGonagall: Tonight, I wish you to dance. Dance with the finest man in all of Hogwarts.

Harry: Who is it?

Professor McGonagall: Cedric Diggory.

Harry: NOOOO!!!!!! Not THE Cedric Diggory

Professor McGonagall: Yes, THE Cedric Diggory

Harry Faints

Act 1 Scene 5 

Enter McGonagall, Ron, Harry, Hermione, Hagrid, Cedric Diggory and Draco

McGonagall: Welcome Students and Teachers to the Yule Ball!

Music Plays

Harry: Where are these girls you promised Ron.

Ron: Well there's Hermione....

Harry: Go away Ron

Harry walks away

Harry walks into the Trophy Room

Enter Draco

Harry: Who is this beauty who enters the room.

Draco: It is I, Draco Malfoy the pure blood.

Harry: And how pure the sight is

Draco: More pure than the sight that your classes offer you

Harry: A kiss a kiss is all I wish. From the blonde haired beauty who the sight of is more pure than the unicorn of the forest.

They kiss

Hermione: HARRY, HARRY. Quick the Slytherins have crashed the Yule ball. Ron says he's showing to kill them all!

Harry: Oh, Voldemort's Nipple!

Exit Harry

Draco: Oh Harry so sweet. Why must there be a war between our houses, I would sacrifice all the house points in the world to be in Gryffindor.