What do the characters of Gravity Falls think of you?

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Mabel is first.

Mabel: HELLO READER! First question: Unicorns or nah?
A: UNICORNS ARE LOVE UNICORNS ARE LIFE!!
B: Nah. To girly and frilly and whatever.

Mabel: okay. Now, rainbows or nah?
A: YES!! RAINBOWS!! RAINBOWS MABEL!!
B: nah.

Mabel: now, nickname for Dipper: Dippingsauce or Dipwad?
A: Dippingsauce just cuz(Mabel: choose this one)
B: Dipwad just cuz

Mabel: last question is(drum roll please)... Do you think Mermando should break up with the queen of the manatees and marry me instead?!
A: girl, he's too good for the QOTM, translation yes
B: let him love who he wants, obsessed, much?

Kat: results! Let me speak with judge Mabel!
*whispering*
Kat: we have decided
Mabel:
Mostly As: You are like a second me! We should SO hangout!
Mostly Bs: Go do nerd stuff with Dipper.
As AND Bs equally: You'd be a good friend. Not a bestie, but I'd still LOVE to hangout!

Kat: Dipper! You're up!
Mabel: Kat! You should've said Dippingsauce lol
Dipper: ANYWAY, do you think age matters in a relationship?
A: No, not as long as it's true love!
B: Yes, what if there was like a 12 year old dating a 15 year old? WEIRD!
Dipper: *mumbling*

Dipper: If Ford was telling you his and Stan's backstory, would you fan girl scream when he told you about the journals?
A: PFFT! OF COURSE! THEY'RE ONLY MY LIFE!
B: Nerd^^^Let's keep it real, they're just books.

Dipper: if your body was possessed by a dream demon and you were unseen and unheard, would you think of it as a disadvantage or an advantage?
A: disadvantage! You couldn't communicate with society!
B: advantage! HELLO?! Pranks and endless fun? I'd never want to go back!

Dipper: okay last question. Would you rather play D, D, and D(dungeons dungeons and more dungeons) board game or D, D, and D real life edition?
A: board game! Math and Sci Fi, it's for me!
B: real life addition! Character or controller! I could even take on the impossibeast!

Results:
Dipper:
Mostly As: great! Someone I can actually hangout with that likes the same things as me!
Mostly Bs: um... Sorry to break it to ya, but you're better off with Mabel...
Equal: I guess we could hangout. You're pretty cool.

Kat: Stan's turn!
Stan: Would you ever commit a crime? Such as shoplifting?
A: PFFT! Is that even a question?!
B: no! It's wrong to commit crimes!

Stan: how about llamacide?(murdering a llama)
A: If it knew too much.
B: Why are you asking me this? Do you WANT ME TO BE A CRIMINAL?!

Stan: Would you vandalize Mayor Tyler Cutewicker's mansion?
A: Of course! Vandalism is just too awesome to not ever do!
B: NO! WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE CRIME QUESTIONS?!

Stan: Would you ever teach a bear to drive?
A: haha that'd be funny YES!
B: No. I'd rather not crash and kill bears.

Kat: results are in!
Stan:
As you're great. Bs you're not. Equal your whatever.
Kat: could you give us just a little more information?
Stan: no.

Kat: okay. Soos' turn!
Soos: okay dudes. On the awesomometer, what score do you give me?
A: 6-10
B: 1-5

Soos: would you ever FCLORP: foam and cardboard legitimate outdoor role play?
Durland: I'm A FORTRESS!
A:definitely
B:nerds

Soos: what do you think of the sun with sunglasses?
A: It's best not to think about it
B: Does that even make sense?

Soos: last question! Am I blanchin', girl we blanchin', do you live up in the mansion?
A: I live up in a mansion!🎶
B: no/what?

Soos: okay dudes get ready for the most ULTIMATE MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE!!
Mostly As: You're a dude! On the awesomometer you score SO COOL, IT'S HOT!
Mostly Bs: you're not a dude sorry! On the awesomometer I'll give you an I've seen better!
Equal As and Bs: you're half dude! On the awesomometer, you get GOOD JOB!

Wendy: Okay I guess it's my turn? Yeah anyway, what's your position on flannel?
A: great. Wear it just about everyday
B: ew no

Wendy: favorite song?
A: anything BUT blanchin mansion
B: BLANCHIN MANSION

Wendy: Do you do apocalypse training instead of Christmas?
A: every year. It'll pay off in weirdmageddon.
B: I'd never miss out on Christmas!

Wendy: how would you feel to find out that your best friend is going out with your ex?
A: I'M GONNA TEAR HER/HIS HIGHLIGHTS OUT!
B: Love happens. I'll let it go.

Results:
Wendy: A's you're really cool! We should totally hangout. Maybe you can come to Tambry's Summerween party this year!
B's I don't think we'd get along, maybe you can hangout with Soos, or Pacifica...
Equal you're like Robbie. Sometimes we could hangout I guess...

Ford: I'll go. Do you like studying the mysteries of your town?
A: I've actually been doing some research on my town to build a...(talking about nerdy stuff)
B: I'd rather do a May May and the Hogg recording with Mabel!

Ford: How many PHDs do you think you'll have?
A: Twelve!
B: PH-what?

Ford: Do you recognize the symbol:



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A: of course! It's none other than Bill Cipher!
B: YES! It's dorito with a hole in it!!

Ford: lastly, what would you rather do?
A: Dungeons, dungeons, and more dungeons!
B: FCLORP--foam and cardboard legitimate outdoor role play!

Ford:
Most A's: yes! Someone finally understands!
Most B's: I think you're better off with stan...
Equal: sometimes I think we won't get each other, but we could give it a shot!

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS QUIZ! I HOPE YOU "ENJOYED" MY BILL DRAWING :D!!
Bill: dorito? Heard that before...
Me: well would you like me to change it to corn chip?
Bill:no! At least change it to illuminati!
Me: nah! I like dorito better...

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 08, 2016 ⏰

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