Whouffle One Shots (Clara + Doctor)

Favourite Insults

Okay, firstly this is not a proper ''one shot" chapter but is just a fun, short, little list of my favourite....banterings....is that the word I'm looking for? From Season 8. (between Clara x 12 and possibly Danny) So of course the friendly reminder that yes, there will be spoilers. So yeah. If I get a lot of positive feedback from this chapter, I'll probably do more of these :) 

Enjoy!
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Listen

Clara: No, it's just possible that I might get a phone call

Doctor: From the date guy? It's too late, you've taken of your make-up off

Clara: No, I haven't. I'm still wearing my make-up

Doctor: Oh, right. Well, you probably just missed a bit. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Deep Breath

Clara: You've redecorated

Doctor: Yes

Clara: I don't like it

Robots of Sherwood

Doctor: Take a punt

Clara: Right

Doctor: Your choice. Wherever, whenever, anywhere in time and space

Clara: Well, there is something, someone that I've always wanted to meet. But I know what you'll say.

Doctor: Try me

Clara: You'll say he's made up, that there's no such thing

Doctor: Go on

Clara: Its – It's Robin Hood

Doctor: Robin Hood

Clara: Yeah. I love that story. I've always loved it, ever since I was little.

Doctor: Robin Hood, the heroic outlaw, who robs from the rich and gives to the poor.

Clara: Yeah

Doctor: He's made up. No such thing

Clara: Ah! You see?

Into the Dalek

Clara: Where the hell have you been?

Doctor: You sent me for coffee

Clara: Three weeks ago. In Glasgow

Doctor: Three weeks, that's a long time

Clara: In Glasgow, that's dead in a ditch

Doctor: It's not my fault, I got distracted

Clara: By what?

Doctor: You can always find something. Come on

Into the Dalek

Journey: That was quick

Doctor: This is gun girl. She's got a gun, and she's a girl. This is a sort of boss one. Are you the same one as before?

Morgan: Yes

Doctor: I think he's probably her uncle, but I may have made that up to pass the time while they were talking. This is Clara, not my assistant. She's, er, some other word