"I don't have to fucking tell you anything."
Summary: In which the media wants to know if Calum is dating Luke but it's none of their business
Song Reference (Strange Love by Halsey)
Tips: MAKE CALUM CLOSETED AF. THE MOST UNDERCOVER A CLOSETED GAY GUY CAN GET. And then the media spots Luke and him together and start assuming stuff that's true and Calum is like "listen here buddy fuck off." It can't be an au either since Halsey talks about being onstage in the song so they gotta stay famous.
