Ch.18 [P!ATD] Tweet Hearts (You'll get the title once you read it)

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Ivysaysrawr: miss my @brendonuriesays :(

Brendonuriesays: @Ivysaysrawr don't worry babe. I'll be back sooner than you know.

Ivysaysrawr: @brendonuriesays promise?

Brendonuriesays: @ivysaysrawr I promise.

Ivysaysrawr: @brendonuriesays so how is tour?! I wanna know everything! :D

Brendonuriesays: @ivysaysrawr amazing. The shows are sold out, the fans are amazing, and of course we miss you beautiful ladies.

Thisisryanross: @brendonuriesays are you calling my @Daydream beautiful?! She's mine!

Brendonuriesays: @thisisryanross calm yourself! I only have eyes for @ivysaysrawr you dillhole!

Thisisryanross: @brendonuriesays if @ivysaysrawr saw you right now she'd be disgusted.

Ivysaysrawr: @thisisryanross what is my Brennyboo @brendonuriesays doing? #concerned

Thisisryanross: @ivysaysrawr behold your Brennyboo @brendonuriesays http//:twitpic...

Ivysaysrawr: he looks comfy! Why can't @brendonuriesays be comfy sitting there in his undies?

Daydream: I always come into these awkward conversations. @thisisryanross please fill me in? <3

Thisisryanross: @daydream brendon being brendon. How is my girl? I miss you.

Daydream: @thisisryanross I miss you way more!

Thisisryanross: @daydream I highly doubt that my dear. (;

Daydream: @thisisryanross oh you do, do you?

Thisisryanross: @daydream yes. So what's been going on down with you two? How's hobo?

Daydream: @thisisryanross we are great! And hobo is...

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Thisisryanross: @daydream silly puppy. I love you.

Daydream: @thisisryanross I love you too bby. <3

Brendonuriesays: @thisisryanross @daydream you two are so corny!

Ivysaysrawr: excuse me mister @brendonuriesays but you are just as cheesy!

Brendonuriesays: @ivysaysrawr how so my dear?

Ivysaysrawr: @brendonuriesays may I remind you of The time you sang Northern Downpour to me so I'd fall asleep?

Brendonuriesays: @ivysaysrawr how is that cheesy?

Ivysaysrawr: @brendonuriesays I asked you to sing it to me but you said you need a guitar. Instead you waited for the right time to sing it.

Brendonuriesays: @ivysaysrawr and I'm glad I did. You were very upset that night.

Daydream: I like pickles.

Thisisryanross: @daydream I know you do. Did you eat the jar that I left for you before we left?

Daydream: @thisisryanross what jar of pickles?

Brendonuriesays: @thisisryanross @daydream wait... Those pickles were for her? Oops.

Thisisryanross: @brendonuriesays I'm going to kill you. Those were for @daydream!!

Brendonuriesays: @thisisryanross I'm sorry I didn't know! You didn't say anything!

Thisisryanross: @brendonuriesays you pickle stealer!

Daydream: @ivysaysrawr YOU'RE BRENNYBOO IS A PICKLE STEALER!

Ivysaysrawr: @daydream HE IS NOT! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Daydream: @ivysaysrawr WHAT AM I JEALOUS OF?!

Ivysaysrawr: @daydream i don't know... But I'll think of something!

Thisisryanross: @Brendonuriesays Look what you've done! They're arguing!

Daydream: @thisisryanross actually we are sitting next to each other watching a movie. :)

Thisisryanross: @daydream we are headed for Ohio.

Daydream: @thisisryanross I know you'll have fun bby. You love performing.

Thisisryanross: @daydream but I also love you <3

Daydream: @thisisryanross you know I love you.

Brendonuriesays: @thisisryanross @daydream why don't you two just have phone sex already?

Daydream: @brendonuriesays who invited you into this conversation mister?

Thisisryanross: @daydream bby. I'll tweet you later. I'm going to kick @brendonuriesays' ass.

Daydream: @thisisryanross okay. Be careful! Love you! <3

Thisisryanross: @daydream love you too <3

Later on that night...

Brendonuriesays: OH GOD JUST WALKED IN ON KINKY DIRTY PHONE SEX BETWEEN @thisisryanross AND @daydream I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE.

Thisisryanross: @brendonuriesays I'm going to kill you.

Brendonuriesays: @thisisryanross not if I kill myself first! God man that was dirty!

Thisisryanross: @brendonuriesays do I have to remind you of what you were doingthe other day?!!

Brendonuriesays: @thisisryanross YOU WILL NOT

Thisisryanross: OH YEAH! @brendonuriesays ENJOYS NAUGHTY SKYPE CHATS WITH @ivysaysrawr

Brendonuriesays: @thisisryanross I WARNED YOU NOT TO WALK INTO THE BACK LOUNGE!

Thisisryanross: @brendonuriesays YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA SKYPE IVY. YOU DIDN'T SAY WHAT THINGS YOU WOULD DO OVER SKYPE!

Ivysaysrawr: well this is awkward... :s

Thisisryanross: sorry @ivysaysrawr I'm just getting back at your precious @brendonuriesays

Ivysaysrawr: @thisisryanross you guys! Stop it! Get along!

Brendonuriesays: @thisisryanross just filled my cookie jar with condoms... Thanks man! I need more of these!

Thisisryanross: @brendonuriesays oh no problem... But you filled my guitar case with tampons... Why?

Brendonuriesays: @thisisryanross I didn't do that...

Thisisryanross: @brendonuriesays oh I'm supposed to believe that the tampon fairy did it?!

Brendonuriesays: @thisisryanross ummm there's a tampon fairy?

TheSpencerSmith: @brendonuriesays @thisisryanross Hello gentlemen. (;

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