Ch.1 [P!ATD] She Had the World

Ch.22 [P!ATD] She Had The World

VICKI'S POV

It had been a few days since Ivy spoke to Brendon. He kept sending her flowers and every time she would get them she would toss them in the trash or let Zippy pee on them before throwing them away. She wouldn't reply to his texts or calls and she even began boycotting Twitter. She never really came out of her room. She did come out to shower, at least I know she doesn't stink to the high heavens. There was a knock at the door and I expected to see another flower delivery boy but instead it was Ryan. I glared at him.

"May I help you?" I asked. 

"Ummm I just came to see how you and Ivy are..."

"No penis beyond this point." I snapped. 

"I... I understand but it really isn't what you think-"

I slammed the door shut and locked it. 

"Who was it?" Ivy asked. 

"Ryan, he came to check on us. But I kicked him out. I told him no penis beyond the doorway so he left."

RYAN'S POV

I got to the car where Brendon was waiting impatiently. He was messing with the strings hanging from his hoodie. I got into the car and pounded my head on the wheel hard enough to honk the horn and scare the passerby.

"What happened?" He asked.

"Well... New rule. 'No penis beyond this point.' which means we are no welcomed into the apartment. And no, I didn't see your flowers."

"I do..." He said pointing at the dumpster.

I looked over and saw it overflowing with all kinds of flowers, mainly roses. He looked down.

"I really fucked up Ryan..."

"Bren, that girl slipped her number in your pocket without you knowing, which part of that is your fault? Ivy just won't let you explain yourself..."

"Yeah No dicks in the apartment... RYAN I'M ATTACHED TO MY DICK! IT'S WITH ME FOREVER!"

"Brendon... You just gave me an idea..."

He looked at me. "Well?"

"What size bra do you wear?"

"36B why?"

He got what I was getting at.

"Ryan... I am not going to dress up as a girl! The girls are smarter than that! They'll take pictures of me dressed in drag and post them all over the internet! Do you know how many people-"

"We need to go to Target."

Brendon cringed. "But I didn't shave my legs and I don't think you have the legs for a skirt..."

"BRENDON WE ARE GONNA WEAR PANTS!"

IVY'S POV

I had taken ZIppy outside to go potty. I hate the sun. As soon as he finished we ran inside. I scratched his head and let him back inside.

"They're up to something." Vicki said.

"Huh?"

"The boys... For the past four days you've been getting flowers from Brendon every two hours... It's been three and you haven't gotten anything, and usually I get a text from Ryan asking for forgiveness and if he could explain the situation. Something is up..."

I actually believe her... These boys just won't give up. 

"Something tells me you're right..."

I sat down and stared at the door as I waited for the next batch of flowers to arrive, but they never did... The doorbell rang after a forty five minute stare down. I looked at Vicki as I got up to get it. I looked through the peephole and had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing.