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Sam: Thomas,go fly AWAY WITH YOUR big DUMBO EARS!!!!
Some Random Guy At School: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!|
Me: Sam, shut up, you can't be talking. you couldn't fly if you had a plane.
Some Random Guys At School: awwwwwwww
some Guy At School With No Life: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Me:(Slaps face in utter silence)

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