1. Nothing makes a dad happier when your daughter has a smile on her face and her boyfriend with fear in his eyes
2. Oy to the world!
3. A camoflauge limo is like a bug light to rednecks
4. Hey jase, why don't you just shut up!
5. Are you kidding me? I'm straight up hunger games with my bow!
6. I'm sure no other members have had family members sneak on to a course and steal frogs.
7. You need to treat a turkey like you would your lady friend
