1. When i say CEO i mean a caveman with a ego who's obsessed with work.
2. You can talk a redneck into a challenge, that's why rednecks die in strange ways.
3. Let me put this in spanish..... NO!
4. Redneck rule number one, anything can be fixed with ducktape and extension cords.
5. I'm into the true meaning of christmas, Faith, family, and facial hair.
6. You just want to say " Hey don't do that Little Johnny! Don't do that! " But its my Uncle Si!
7. Never underestimate the power of Mrs. Kay's sweet potato pie.
