Si Robertson-

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1. First its your tires, then your guns, next thing you know your saving your shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

2. I know every square inch of this place like the back of my ham!

3. Hey, I'm so dope I'm illeagal in 55 states!

4. I sting like a butterfly and puch like a flea!

5. These boys packed so much stuff, Hey, they could survive a zombie, nuclear, a-poca-liss

6. Plenty of fish in the sea... stingray.... gammaray.... ray-ban

7. I'm the master of distractions, Hey, A couple of hand guestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt!

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