random book

words cant hurt me

Me - dad you have to come pick me up

Dad- why

Me- because my ex bff was was talking about her opinion and I didn't ask for it so I told her off and she said that sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. So I grabbed a dictionary
And slapped the crap out of her
And said words can hurt you now can't they and now I am getting suspended

Dad- I am so proud of you!!