YOU ARE READING Funny comebacks Random Just something to make u chuckle, laugh, or look retarded. 31 23 1 0 by lay_bae112 by lay_bae112 Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Ex with new boyfriend/girlfriend: Jealous? You: Nah, I was always told to give my used toys to the less fortunate. :)