YOU ARE READING Funny comebacks Random Just something to make u chuckle, laugh, or look retarded. 29 83 4 0 by lay_bae112 by lay_bae112 Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Guy: why don't you have a boyfriend yet?Girl: I'm not allowed, why don't you have a girlfriend?Guy: Because you are not allowed.