Undercover

Chapter 10

After first and second period I was walking around the halls when I saw Schmidt and Jenko "Val, we need to find yearbook class " "It's my next class remember a 'sweet' gift from Dickson" . We walked towards the north coming face to face with the door "alright open it " Schmidt said I slowly pushed the door open and stepped in "Hi , I'm looking for Eric Molson "I said walking further into the room "you guys huh ?" I noticed that it was the same guy from earlier in the morning "that was a total mix -up ,what happened earlier " Schmidt said "yeah " Jenko said "wait a second ,your the dealer ?" I asked stepping closer "yes " he said giving me a killer smile "how many you guys want ? "one each ?one pop each of drugs " "now you guys aren't narcs are you ?" Eric said "no! maybe you're a narc " "you know who calls people narcs ,narcs " "first of all your argument just collapsed on itself because if you call us narcs if narcs call people narcs and you call us narcs then that's kind of.." "look I don't have time for this shit ,you want to do this or not ? " "yes " we all said ,Jenko took out his wallet and paid he took out the little packages "take it here so I know you're cool " he said standing up "actually we're were gonna take it home maybe turn down the lights getting snuggy ,get a little weird " Jenko said "I was gonna take it and then masturbate later " Schmidt said "okay I'm not asking take it now or get the fuck out I got to finish the girl's volleyball page by lunch " I look at them ,we nodded and he handed us the drugs ,I put in my mouth and tried to hide it under my tongue but failed ,after being there we rushed to the bathroom ,I sat near the stall jamming my finger in my throat but it wasn't working "fuck me " I gagged and nothing worked ,eventually I stopped and ran outside ,I saw Schmidt and Jenko at the bottom of the stairs "hey guys !" I said sliding down the rail ,we started running "hey !whoa whoa whoa, you got a pass for running around like a couple of ding-a-lings ,pass in your hands hello " we just stared at him I think I started hallucinating at some point "damn you guys are late ,now I'm going to have to take you to the principals office " "no ,no ,no come on please we're sorry " I tried "you have exceptional muscle tone there ,young man " I looked at him "ooh you mean my boyfriend yea he does " I said smiling like a dumbass "when you'd go through puberty like at seven or something you look like in you're mid -20's for crying out loud ,McQuaid huh ? Doug McQuaid . I read your file you got a lot of something special going on there young man . " Schmidt raised his hand "what the hell was that? god damn son ! don't ever raise your hand at me like that again alright I consider that a threat " "I was just trying to say I'm Doug ,I 'm Doug see, that's Brad and that's Nicole " I smile ,he smiles back ,then for some unknown reason we all began hysterically laughing , we all split ways and went back to class ,not a good idea "all right class today's lesson is on the history of world war II " I tried to stay awake but soon fell asleep "Ms. Harris please wake up " I groggily got up and noticed I was drooling on the book "huh? merry Christmas (A/N SUPERNATURALS' Charlie Bradbury anyone ?) . I walked out of the school building and sat in the middle of the bench "I feel like shit " I said ,Jenko buried his face in the crook of my neck "speak of the devil" "dude that was awesome how you sabotaged that track meet ,man organized sports are so fascist it makes me sick " "that's just what I do " Schmidt said "okay man see you around all right ?" "I don't get this school " I say getting up and walking to my motorcycle . The next day we went back to the church "okay so we stayed up all night making this Its awesome you're going to like it ,all yarn work was done by Jenko " Schmidt explained gesturing to the bulletin board "okay ,on with it ,captain the dealers are the popular kids ,but they're not normal popular no they're more like these crunchy granola dudes that have convinced everyone that they're cool but they're not cool its backwards and unnatural and its got to be stopped " I say " Eric Molson ,alpha dog sick chicks killer streeze did the aids run this year he's getting into Berkeley ,early admish ,and he totally gets me " Schmidt explained "alright cut the bullshit I want to know who the supplier is" "we don't know that's why there is a question mark on his face that's not the way he looks that's just a question mark " "infiltrate the dealers find the supplier simple " Dickson said going back to his office "well that went great " I say turning and walking towards the doors "sounds like you guys really cracked the whole case great job you guys are on fire ,so proud " the two other agents dressed as cheerleaders said "listen girlies I don't have time for your bullshit ,we've got work to do besides its not like you could do any better" " we just brought down a group of wannabe thugs stripping down cars in the Garfield high metal shop " we looked at them" what? meanwhile you three were standing around finger popping each others asshole " "listen to me you ! we'll get this shit done okay why don't you run back to your little hole and just stay the fuck out of our way " I said shoving her and walking outside "hey you okay?" Jenko asked while I grabbed my helmet and turned around "just peachy I 'love' cheerleaders so much " I say making a hand motion of a pom pom .he hugged me and I just relaxed in his arms "we'll do this okay " I nod and get on my bike and drive off.