May 17th: Grr.
I don't know why, but I kind of assumed you wouldn't tell anyone about Emma. My mistake.
Anyway, I guess you told Austin. Which is cool, I don't really care. But see, now I have to explain it to Leah- which is also cool. Except that she's super impatient, and so if I don't tell her now, she's going to be mad at me and you'll be the one who tells her.
Thanks for the support, Jack.
Anyway, it all turned out okay until Leah told me that she confessed her feelings for you. And you claimed to return them, which confuses me because you're suppose to have feelings for me. Like what? That's not okay. (I did learn, though, that you're single now. So points for that.)
Then, to make matters better (aka worse), you told Leah she could have half of Emma. Excuseee you? No. She is ours. You can't go telling people they can have part of our fake child.
So now I'm mad and you're trying to fix it (and it'd be cute if I wasn't mad [actually no, it's still kind of cute]). Oh- and Leah said it's okay: I can have Emma (no joke! she's mine) but she gets you.
On the bright side, you broke up with your girlfriend. So. That's good.
But whatever. I'm still done for today.