Pepe the Frog.
Pepe the frog is many things but to sum it up , he is a horny 22 year old virgin who had been extremely obese most of his life.
He reached 432 lbs and decided he needed a change.So for a few years Pepe lived off coffee , Diet Coke , protein pills spent hours at the gym.
He now has a sixpack.
Yet Pepe still feels very insecure about himself.Plus , he lives with his parents still.He has to count his dildos under his bed every night incase the dog took one or someone else in the house feeling unsatisfied.
He just can't deal with the stress.
He looked at the 334 posters of himself he put above his bed.He remembered that night.He smiled to himself.He hadn't slept for 6 days while he was putting his masterpiece up.
"But it was so worth it..."
A tear trickled down his warm cheek.
he still smiled.
He wiped his eyes.
"Oh shit....."
he thought.
He grabbed his phone.
"Dammit."
it was Saturday.He was meeting Kristin.
"Kristin."
He didn't know what it was.She was so easy to talk to and she has a very nice apartment with an extra room.Pepe generally hated living with other living things but Kristin was an exception.He was actually excited.He couldn't mess this up.He scolded himself for not being ready yet.
After he got out of the shower his put on his deodorant and his 'Dick Cheese' scented cologne that his mom bought him for Christmas.He slipped on some jeans and a black t shirt that hugged his tone fit body.He added his thin gold chain and his jordans.He sat on the couch and and checked his twitter feed for awhile.
Then the doorbell rang.
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Author's Note
Ayyyyye
Pepe is one hell of a motherfucker.
I would invite him to my birthday party.
Hbu?
;)
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Pepe Love (Pepe the frog fanfiction)
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