Pepe Love (Pepe the frog fanfiction)

Chapter 6

Pepe didn't know how he should feel about cumming all over her face.Kristin wiped the sperm from her eyes and smiled.

"Thanks for the baby shower." She winked

"Anytime." , Pepe pulled up his boxers then his jeans.

Kristin stood up.

"I guess I will see you later."

Pepe was caught off guard.

"umm ya...I will call you."

He said pulling his shirt over his head and reaching for one of his shoes.

"Bye Pepe!" She waved.

"See you later Kristin."

Then he was out the door.

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    When Pepe got home he was very confused.

Why did she kick me out he thought.

He reached under his bed and got his new edition to the family.

"The vibrating monster daddy 200."

he whispered to himself.

Pepe very much enjoys masturbation but he especially favors dildos,whips,chains and lingerie.

     Oh lingerie he thought he loved how it looked on men and woman, considering he is bisexual, he had come to that realization 2 months ago and a week later started to lurk on craigslist under the user "Frogboy69".

      He created the account to look for threesomes.But either it was a couple over 50 or a young couple that were looking for a female.

      Pepe gave up and just started searching for apartments because he really was getting tired of hiding his stash and clearing his browser history from the "family" computer.

               It was then he found Kristin.

    Pepe placed his new dildo on the ground and slid out the black box from under his bed.He reached in the back of his pants and grabbed the silver key fron his butt crack.He opened the lock and he grinned.

         He looked at all his prized possessions and felt proud but insecure.He smile faltered.He reached for an aqua blue colored dildo.He rubbed he hands along the smooth toy and admired the glitter and sparkles that covered the entire thing.

      He then remembered what he wanted to do.He closed the box and locked it and placed the key in his pocket.He grabbed the dildo and jogged to the bathroom.He locked the bathroom door and sighed.He stripped all his clothing.

       He turned walked over to his large tub and.turned it on.While waiting for the water to fill up the tub he looked under the sink at his lubrication collection.

        He had every flavor, scent and texture you could imagine.He grabbed his "Little  Mermaid Edition: Coral Cunt" lube he got at Disneyland while his parents got hotdogs.

        He put the lube at tubside and grasped the dildo."Aqua Anal" was the name of the specific product.It was specially made for the anus.Pepe had gotten this off Ebay in late 2009.

The tub had risen where Pepe thought was enough.He turned off the water and reached down for his pants and took his phone out of his pocket and put on Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On" from his self claimed favourite movie "Titanic" it was the first movie ge jacked off to.It was the first song on his playlist "Tub Tunes".

       Pepe went under the sink once again and grabbed some blue bubble soap and squeezed it into the water.

He stepped into the tub and let his body sink into the warm water.He slipped one of his fingers into his anus.He then slipped another.Now going at a faster pace as Celine Slays the chorus.

     Pepe takes his free hand and pumps his water proof lube into his palm and slips his other fingers out of his anus and grabs his dildo.Pepe rubs some lube into his anus on on his dildo.

    He places the toy inline with his anus and starts very slowly thrusting the toy into him.He pace fastens and he lets out some quiet moans.

        Pepe's dick immediately goes soft when     he hears a knock at the door.

"Pepe Honey,are you alright?"

His mothers sweet voice questioned

He slowly slid the dildo out of himself and answered.

"Yes."

His voice was very low and it slightly wavered.

"I think we should have a family meeting tonight at dinner."

He southern accent replied

"Ok Mom."

He heard her footsteps fade away.

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Author's Note

Um honestly I have had the same convo with my mom
#relatable