Pepe Love (Pepe the frog fanfiction)

Chapter 7

       Once Pepe cleaned up the  bathroom he cautiously walked into the kitchen.He saw his mother smiling.

   Pepe never really had a good relationship with his mom, Jen.She was always forcing him to go to church when he was younger and she would always be cleaning the house,making sure everything was perfect instead of spending time with Pepe.

        Jenny was the type of person who always cared about what others thought.She was raised in Alabama ,her family very strict.It has been that way for generations in Pepes mothers family tree causing her relatives to sometimes be rebellious and their families dysfunctional.

      Jenny used to be a preschool teacher but when she met John,Pepes father she quit and became a housewife.Now she bakes apple pies and watches reality tv like "19 kids and counting" on her freetime.Pepe looked at his mother's dry blond hair and face full of makeup she took off her apron and sat in her chair.

Next to her was Pepe's father,John.John is the pastor at a local church his hobbies include being sexist,racist,homophobic and also barbecuing.

     John always had felt ashamed of Pepe,mostly because he is a frog.John hated bringing him to family events and anywhere in public.He never showed to any of his school plays or concerts but he showed up once to Pepes baseball game and left when Pepe struck out.And Jenny would never go either she was busy getting her roots dyed and attending brunches.

After saying grace , Pepe sat across from his mother and father at the dining table.He swirled his fork around the gooey chicken pot pie.His mother cleared her throat and smiled.

"Pepe we want to talk to you,"

she said her smile dropping

Pepe quickly thought of everything he had done that she could had possibly found out about.

Almost losing his virginity,dildos,lube,stealing some of his mother's bras too fool men on omegle.

He started to panic.

He thought of what to say.He decided to play dumb.

"About what?"

Pepe looked at his plate as if something interesting was happening on it , twisting his fork around the crust and crushing some of the peas and carrots.

"Your wall,"

she looked at him he pretended like he misunderstood but he knew EXACTLY what she was talking about.

"The pictures,"

"Oh ya,"
he acted like he just accomplished some type of world altering discovery."I thought I told you already that it was for self-empowerment,"

"I know Pepe honey,but it's just not , its not , whats the word?"

"Normal." Pepes father cut in.

"Yes that's it." Jen nodded

"Wha-" Pepe was interrupted

"Your going to be seeing a therapist six days a week , " Pepes father smiled for the first time all dinner.

"Everyday except Sunday!" His mother cheered

"Of course because thats the lords day,"

Pepe silently agreed.

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Author's P.O.V

The lords day.
I always masteeerbait on the lords day.

;)