Breaking The Fourth Wall (With a Disclaimer)

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  Alright so I kinda realized that I forgot to put a disclaimer at the beginning so just so you guys know I, BV, the Wattpad author of this fanfic, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT own Hetalia, Hetaoni, or any other things with references that I may or may not put in here.
   Oh and don't expect me to update everyday because I have school and other stuff too...sorry if this seems rude...but I will try to update sometime on the weekends...
The image is supposed to be the first floor of the mansion...which is done amazingly well by Meerkatgal156 on DeviantArt according to Google Images.
Oh! And italicized text during the story will be thoughts from whoever's POV.
....Anywho ON WITH THE STORY!

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Japan's POV...yaoi senses activated


     "Ve~It's really here..." Italy cooed, smiling like usual at the sight of the large building. It already took us a few hours to get to the old, grey, worn-down wooden mansion in the middle of nowhere. Technically the middle of nowhere in Italy, but nevertheless nowhere. I have to admit I was a bit surprised, and so I accurately pinpointed my thoughts into a summarized speech. "I thought it was just a rumor. I never thought we would actually find it..."


....Tiny time skip brought to you by The Wok company, because why nok?...


   "Be careful Japan!" I heard Prussia call out as I started to walk down the hallway to my right, towards the origin of the loud crash we just heard. Once I reached the end I found myself in a very large kitchen. Looking around, I saw a strange object on the ground by the sink. Walking over towards it, I realized that it was a shattered ceramic plate.


The plate is...broken. I have to be careful not to hurt myself. Quickly, I picked up a piece, being extra careful as to not slice open my hand. After placing the shard in my pocket, I looked around to see if there was anything else. Satisfied, I left the way I came, only to return to an empty space by the front door. Did they leave after all? I thought, slightly frowning at the idea of being left alone. I walked over to the door, placing my hand on the knob. The small metal piece screwed into the wall wouldn't budge at all, and looking closer I realized that there is no locking mechanism. The door just won't open.


The others must still be in here then, I thought to myself as I started to walk down the other hallway to the left. Turning around the corner, I stopped dead in my tracks. There in front of me stood a nice pair of buttcheeks-I mean, a large, ugly creature that seemed familiar somehow. Then again, the color did remind me also of poor England's cooking, so maybe that's what seems so familiar. As I was contemplating this, the said creature suddenly walked in through a door, disappearing from my sight. My shoulders sagged (but just a millimeter) as I let out a breath. "Wha...what was that, just now? I...maybe I'm getting tired..."


      I walked the rest of the way down the hall, eyeballing the door the thing entered cautiously. Perhaps it is for the best that I assume my allies are not in there, I decided, turning instead to the door to my right. Inside was an ordinary bathroom, with a dusty old mirror and matching cabinet, and a normal toilet. Walking back out, I decided to check the front door once more. "It's locked." I stated out loud, my voice echoing in the large empty hallway. Since the rest of the doors on the first floor were locked, I quickly made my way up to the second floor.


     Entering another hallway at the top of the stairs, I rationalized that I could either go left to two rooms, right to one room, or down a different hallway. Without hesitation I went right first, into a seemingly normal bedroom. Right as I was about to leave, a sudden noise coming from the closet peaked my curiosity. Walking towards it, I went to open it, only instead to have Germany towering over me. His face seemed paler than usual, not to mention the fact that he was shaking from head to toe.

"Germany!" I exclaimed, relieved to find out that my companions did not ditch me in some silly futile prank that Prussia might or might not have come up with. My relief did not last long however, when I suddenly realized that said nation and Italy were not with the tall blonde German. "Germany, where are the others?" I asked quietly, sensing the mood as my politeness overtook over my joy. What came next truly frightened me to the core, as the only noise that came out of my dear ally was a godawful "CLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLA...."Nevertheless, it was very concerning to see such a normally serious and mature nation make noises like that.

"You look...shaken," I said, deciding not to question him on his behavior, "I'll go get you something to drink."


   Leaving my friend to go back into the closet, I decided to leave the room and go to the rooms to the left of the stairs in search of water. While the door at the bottom was locked, but the door at the top was not. Walking in, I recognized the room as another bedroom similar to the one Germany was in, except there was a familiar black coil on the bed. Is this not...Germany's whip? Whats it doing in a place like this? I wondered, my yaoi senses suddenly tingling. Perhaps Germany and Italy were... No, this is not the time for that, I thought as I took the whip. Looking around, I saw nothing more, and left the room.


   Closing the door behind me, I suddenly remembered the kitchen on the first floor. Of course! I made my way down to the kitchen, walking over to the large sink and turning the handle for the water on. Not even a drop of water formed on the faucet. The tap must not be working, I assumed, I must look for water someplace else...


    Heading back down the hall I decided to try the bathroom I saw from before. I looked at the toilet, it's porcelain seat beckoning me closer. Well it is water still....let's not be so hasty. Look there's another sink, maybe it runs on a different tap line? Testing my theory, I sighed in relief as water dripped from the sink. Filling up a small glass cup I found in the kitchen, I looked at the water. While it looked like water, there was a slight blue tinge to it, almost like in all those animes I watch. Was this really water? Oh well, it's not like there's any other possible sources of water hanging around, I shrugged, making my way back to Germany.


.......Something like three minutes later.....


        "...Is that...really water?" Germany asked as I handed him the water, a skeptical look in his eyes. "Judging by it's color, probably..." I answered, honestly not sure whether this weird liquid that my friend just chugged down was water or not. "I see...Anyways, sorry for falling apart like that. I feel much better now thanks to you."Germany wiped his mouth, some color returning to his face. "That's good to hear," I said, relieved that my friend was actually talking, "So, where are the others?"


        "I'm...not sure. At any rate, we ran for our lives...And those two went in different directions...I think. Sorry, just...give me a moment to pull myself together." Although he was talking, I realized that the german was still far from alright. Maybe some rest will make him feel better? I pondered as I complied to his request. "All right. I'll go look for those two. Try to get some rest." I could tell that Germany was feeling guilty about his current condition from the lack of eye contact he would make with me. "Sorry.. Oh by the way, I found this when I was running. Maybe it can be of some use to you?" He handed me a key, slightly dirty but engraved with the word STUDY on it. "Alright, I'll look into it." I stated, watching my friend return to his closet to sleep while I made my way out the door and towards wherever this study may be.
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Yo people, Panda here!
I successfully managed to infiltrate the ending of this chapter, not to mention escape BV's wrath. But you know, this just got quite interesting, though where's Alice? Who knows, maybe she'll be in the next part, with-
With the awesome me!
Prussia? What are you doing here, go away.
Why would you want to send awesomeness away?
Because you're about to blow my cover with-
Oh Pandaaaa-channnn.....
Shit, come on Prussia let's blow this pocky stand.
I thought you'd never ask.
-Brings out dynamite-
Guys? What do you think you're do-
-BOOM-
-this message has been interrupted due to the burnt remains of writing space...and the fact that BV is still on the hunt for panda-chan...have a nice day!-

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