Friends, Darren, Maeleigh, Bella, Sincere, Andy, Thomas and Lyeeighla walked around in their Erudite clothes, blue, in the Erudite section, the day before the aptitude test. Yes, we still have those. 75 years later, after the whole Tris and Tobias and Jeanine, Evelyn and David thing. Yes, we still have those, except that Amity is the head faction now and they are less rules about who talks to who or who goes where or whatever. And yes, 75 years later, we know was Coca-Cola and Vodka are. And yes, 75 years later, everyone has an Iphone 7S, and yes, people know how to drive, and yes, we are more modern so yea.
Anyways, the 7 friends walked around in their Erudite clothes, blue, in the Erudite section. "Okay, so what to do?" Darren asks.
"How about we study for the aptitude test." Andy suggested.
"Bitch? Who the fuck studies for an aptitude test?" Bella snaps.
"Um, me?"
"And how the fuck do you study for a god damn aptitude test?"
"I dunno?"
"I guess the logical thing to do is wait until the test comes." Maeleigh says.
"But we should study!" Andy yells.
"My fucking gosh!" Darren yelled. "I'm about to smack you so hard that your man boobs are going to-"
"STOP!" Lyeeighla yells. "Let's solve this with nice words! Not violent, and inappropriate words."
"Would you like any help solving your quarrels? My helping ability is open to all." Thomas said.
"You look like a fat chicken." Sincere randomly said.
"WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!" Darren yelled.
"I want to eat chicken." Sincere said.
"SINCERE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR FUCKING CHICKEN!" Bella yelled.
"Okay, but you also look like a fat chicken."
"If my calculations are correct, she looks more like a fat llama." Andy said.
"MY FUCKING FUCK!" Darren screams. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FUCK FACE!"
"That makes no sense." Maeleigh said.
"Like I said, no violence." Lyeeighla said calmly.
"I agree." Thomas said.
"CC!" Bella yelled.
"EWWWW!" Thomas screamed.
"That was mean." Lyeeighla said.
"What Lyeeighla mean was that you look like a fat goose." Sincere said.
"Let's get back to the first question." Thomas said. "What should we do?"
"Let's eat some chicken." Sincere said.
"OFF TO KFC!" Darren yelled.
So they headed off to KFC.
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The next day...
"I am so nervous for the aptitude test." Thomas said.
"Stop your whining!" Darren said. "You're such a fat baby!"
"If my calculations are correct, we are actually one great dysfunctional family!" Andy said.
THE LOUDSPEAKER CAME ON:
"ATTENTION! FIRST WILL BE, Juliana Zyngol, Andy Zhang, Pedro Zanders, Rita Yollen and Barbara Yishkendoodle.
"Guess I'm up, so wish me luck!" Andy said as he walked towards the aptitude doors.
ANDY'S POV
As I approached the silver, stainless steel door, I start to sweat. Palms are sweaty, knees are week, dinner's coming out, oh mom's spaghetti. But I don't vomit. I just take a deep breath and open the door, and I'm greeted by a lady dressed in yellow and red-Amity. She smiled. "Hi! I'm Jordan! Have a seat."
