The next day...
"I am so nervous for the aptitude test." Thomas said.
"Stop your whining!" Darren said. "You're such a fat baby!"
"If my calculations are correct, we are actually one great dysfunctional family!" Andy said.
THE LOUDSPEAKER CAME ON:
"ATTENTION! FIRST WILL BE, Juliana Zyngol, Andy Zhang, Pedro Zanders, Rita Yollen and Barbara Yishkendoodle.
"Guess I'm up, so wish me luck!" Andy said as he walked towards the aptitude doors.
ANDY'S POV
As I approached the silver, stainless steel door, I start to sweat. Palms are sweaty, knees are week, dinner's coming out, oh mom's spaghetti. But I don't vomit. I just take a deep breath and open the door, and I'm greeted by a lady dressed in yellow and red-Amity. She smiled. "Hi! I'm Jordan! Have a seat."
ANDY'S POV
"Andy right?" Jordan asked me. I tried to reply but I felt like puking. Everywhere. But I didn't want to do it so I swallowed my barf.
"Y-yes." I said in a shaky voice. This never happened before. And I have this weird feeling that I've never felt before? I think it's puberty, even though I'm 16. Yea, I'm just getting a boner. I tucked it in between my legs and walked to the seat
"Drink this!" Jordan said.
"Well, I didn't study it yet. So I do n't know if it's poison or whatever. So the logical thing to do is give it to me,let me study it for 9 days and then I'll do it and-"
Suddenly, some liquid is going down my throat. It burned down my throat. I couldn't really tell what it tasted like but it left a bad aftertaste of onions. I suddenly awoke in the same room, in the same chair. But no hot Jordan that gave me a boner. But it's not there anymore. I got up until someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and it was this short, ginger girl. 'STRANGER DANGER!" she started to scream.
"Choose." She said in a deep voice.
"Choose what?"
"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE BITCH? IS YOU BLIND? CHEESE OR MUTHERFUCKING KNIFE THAT I WILL CUT YOU WITH SOON IF YOU DON'T CHOOSE!"
"Alright, sheesh." I said. "Um... what kind of cheese is it?"
"I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING CUT YOU AND- calm down Violet. Calm down." I could see she was doing some calming technique or whatever. "Too late." Then she vanished.
I turned around and there was a frog. "What the fuck?" I questioned. "Well, the logical thing to do is dissect it and study it!"
I tried to grab it but then it EVOLVED INTO A HUGE FROG. "WTF?" I ran, before I realised I was running into a mirror, I ran into it. I suddenly woke up on a city bus filled with old and smelly people. Ew. I almost puked. I walk through the bus and find a seat. I'm about to sit down when A FAT SWEATY GUY TAKES MY SEAT. I death glared him.
"May I help you?" He said.
"Um... you're sitting in my seat."
"I don't see your name on it."
"Well the logical thing for you to do is move so that I can sit there because I was here first."
"Hey."
"Yes?"
"Nice pants."
I look down. Again? I guess I can't stop thinking of Jordan. Or maybe it's this man... Ew.
Then, I woke up in the chair, this time, with Jordan. "I see you were very excited, huh?" She asked.
My face turned all red. "Whatever, just gimme my results."
