Hi there! Well I figured I could never just update my Camp Rock story without any poems for those of you who prefer this genre could I? (But it would also mean the world to me if you read my Camp Rock fanfic!)
Anyway, here's something I wrote for school, since I don't write much outside of that, sadly :(
Enjoy!
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Why I hate/love boys
I LOVE BOYS!
Why’s that you would ask?
‘Cos I have three in my pigs’ sty!
If I were to hate them how sad be my life!
They cook, they clean;
They do the laundry!
They fix your computer, they’re good with screwdrivers!
They send you to school and they pick you up after!
They give you sweet presents; they know your good taste,
They’re the ones who never tell you to make haste!
They’re strong and masculine, they’re your personal trainer!
My life right now could never be hotter!
I love boys, they’d never make you cry,
But I’m only talking about the three in my pigs’ sty!
I HATE BOYS!
Why’s that you would ask?
‘Cos I have three in my pigs’ sty!
If I were to love them how sad be my life!
They’re messy, they’re lazy
When Mum is not watching!
They hog the computer with their silly computer games,
They laugh at your dreams and they call you lame.
They forget your birthday even after the thirteenth reminder!
They leave their dirty clothes on the bathroom floor. Eurgh!
They’re all 6-feet tall, they do their useless pull ups,
They yell at you to run faster even when you’re about to upchuck!
My life right now could never be worse!
I hate boys; they don’t make you scream, they make you cry!
But I’m only talking about the three in my pigs’ sty
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Guess what? I'm saying all that from personal experience :P
How do you feel about your brothers/ Dad (fyi they're the pigs in the poem! Well my brothers are...everything in the first half is only about Daddy dearest! :D)
Thanks for reading <3
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Of poems and short stories~~
PoetryA collection of poems I have written in school and in my leisure over the years, as well as some short stories I have written whilst taking a break from the longer works I write. Enjoy! Cover Image Credit: Fantasy by Suicide Bee http://suicide-bee.d...
