lets talk about baby faced mikey for a quick sec.... :-(......
mikey: im bored help me
lukey: stfu im binge watching beyond scared straight
mikey: that show is so wild
lukey: why are these children like this my mother would beat my ass into next week
mikey: i wouldnt last an hour in jail
mikey: neither would you
mikey: youre too pretty youd be someones bitch in two seconds
lukey: listen i can be tough when i need to be
mikey: if i poked you in the forehead youd cry
lukey: my skin is really sensitive and gets irritated easily :-(
lukey: fuck off okay if youre just gonna tease me dont text me
mikey: baby come back
mikey: lets play 20 questions !
lukey: ....are we 13
mikey: i can pretend if youre into that
lukey: youre annoying i want to kick your face
mikey: haha then what? ;)
lukey: wAHT THE FUCJ
mikey: ok ill go first ! whats your guiltiest pleasure
lukey: probably taking baths with really good smelling bath soap
lukey: i like to smell good
mikey: ....you know youre bathing in your own dirt right
lukey: when i want your opinion ill aSK FOR IT
lukey: ok my turn. whats the last song you listened to
mikey: ....dead to me by melanie martinez
lukey: IF I LIKED GIRLS SHE'D BE EVERYTHINF ID EVER WANT
mikey: yo same
mikey: do u have any tattoos
lukey: no :-( im not a huge fan of purposeful pain
mikey: PUSS. it aint even that bad
lukey: maybe one day. how many times have you dyed your hair
mikey: ive been dying my hair since i was 14. ive had just about every color imaginable
lukey: youll be bald soon
mikey: i live life on the edge
mikey: how long have you and your boytoy been together
lukey: we go way back. we're complicated i guess
mikey: why are you with him if hes so shitty to you
lukey: how do you know hes shitty all the time?
mikey: you dont sound like its just a one time thing
lukey: youre not supposed to ask more than one question at a time you cheater
mikey: we can be rule breakers just this once
lukey: i dont know man. i love him. calum and i have a weird kind of love
mikey: you love being with someone that treats you like shit?
lukey: enough about me. its my turn
lukey: why do you like to hurt yourself?
Luke's phone was silent for almost 20 minutes. Right as he picked it up to apologize for his invasive question, it vibrated in his hand.
mikey: i dont want to play anymore
(secretly wants to read muke texts to see what they talk about) poor mikey :(
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borderline / muke
FanfictionLuke gets stood up and Michael pretends to be his date.