heichou and the broom

levi/hichew loses his brewmginity

mi body is def reddy, dis brewm is wey 2 sexey 2 ignore, i want it in da most unromantic wey. Levi/hichew thot

levi/hichew took off his 3d maneuvering gear and all dat shit

den levi/heichou took of his neck fluffy thing

and den levi/heichou took off his jacket

and den he took off his boots

and den he took off his shirt

da brewm's bristles stood on end when he saw levi/heichou's perky nips

levi/heichou got tird of all da shit he had on nd he riPPED IT ALL OFF

dA brewm almost fainted wen he saw levi/heichou's tiddlywink

levi/hichew roughly grabbed da brewm's handle and shovd it up his bootyhole

da brewm scrEAMEd in surprise

levi/heichou went outside da brewm closet, leaving all of his homework (he wuz stil nakd nd he still had da brewm hangin out his bootyhole)

hanji saw da bloody bootyhole and scremed

evvry one wuz stil fiting titans and levi/heichou felt bad for the titans so he used his magical powers to summon all da brewm's in tha world and when dey were all dere, he said TITAAAAAAN BOOOOOOTYYYYYY and all da brewms flew  around until each Titan had a brewm behind it, den levi/heichou said BOOOOOOTY TIIIIITAAAAAAN AAAAATTAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!! and all da brewms poked booty holes into the titans bootys

noW ALL DA TITANS HAD BOOTYS

while all da titans were having cheeky bum secks, levi/hichew (still with a brewm in his ass) ran back into da brewm closet

da brewm wuz now enjoying its booty tiem

while levi/hichew was having his wedding ceremony (marrying da brewm) hanji ran around wit titans having cheeky bum secks

DE END

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okay that was what happens in season 2 of aot/snk
I hope y'all enjoyed my first fic