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Dear 13 year old me,

You thought that Hermione having a time turner and only using it to do all her homework was a waste of magic. Oh how naive you were.

Sincerely, Collage age me

Dear world,

Most talked about person on Facebook: Rihanna. Twitter: Justin Beiber. Google : Albert Einstein.

Sincerely, we have a winner

Dear Americans,

Newsflash: British people do not all wear tweed suits; French people do not all wear berets and Germans do not all wear leather shorts.

Sincerely, Annoyed Europeans

Dear Swedish Fish Manufacturer,

LIES! The package says they come from Canada.

Sincerely, Disappointed American.

Dear football players,

You play football? That's cute. We throw 100 pound girls. You throw 2 pound footballs. Oh, and we actually catch ours.

Sincerely, Cheerleaders

Dear heart,

Please shut up. He's taken.

Sincerely, brain

Dear American Girl dolls,

Please make a bald doll.

Sincerely, my younger sister has cancer