My Random Fangirl Life

The Afternoon Bus Ride of Sept. 21, 2015

Please excuse all grammatical mistakes. This was a long thing to try to remember and I just typed it as fast as I could. I'm pretty sure the only thing that's screwed up is that some of it is written in present tense while some is written in future tense. There is some mention of inappropriate subjects that have to do with pineapples...

I thought today was going to normal. No idea where I got that idea from. There is no such thing as a normal day with friends like mine.

My day was going like usual. I talked to friends in between classes. Sat with my friends at lunch, which was insanely loud like usual. Then I got on the bus.

It is normal for me and my friends to be loud and laugh a lot on the bus. But today, it was completely insane. The subject of "pineapple rape" came up at least three times...

Okay, so I sit next to my friend Chrissi, and across from my friend Natalie on the bus like I would usually do. Then, Chrissi's brother, Bob, sits next to Natalie. Usually he sits behind or infront of us so this was a little different. It resulted in chaos.

So Chrissi says to me, "Say the first thing that comes to mind," and so I sit there going, "Aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah! Face!" and a smacked her in the face. A little while later she asked her brother. Both Bob and Natalie answered.

Bob's answer was, "Pineapple," while half a second later Natalie said, "Rape." Well, that's who pineapple rape came up. There was a conversation involved on how that would work that I don't feel like repeating.

Then it went to flat-chested jokes about me. Don't know how the subject changed so quickly, but it was pretty funny. Natalie said, "You could use your chest as a table!"

After that, I found out that Bob had assumed that I'm bi for some reason. As it turns out, all of my friends had originally assumed that I'm bi. And I'm not.

So after the talk about me being straight, Bob put his hand on the seat to talk to Chrissi, who was on the other side of me. Well, long story short, Bob touched my ass, and so I said, "BOB! YOU TOUCHED MY ASS!" And so then everyone is laughing and then Chrissi says, "Bob! Stop groping teenagers!" as if he had done that multiple times before this.

After the subject of pineapples came up at least two more times, Chrissi and Bob got off the bus. I switch seats to sit next to Natalie, and we just both start laughing. After that I got of the bus at my stop and walked home. I kept complaining that my throat hurt from laughing and talking to loud to my sister the entire walk home.

What a great bus ride that was.