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back end beef'n

my name is neon i am a furry. and i'm in a group, our group is the Renegades and we our pirates i may appear mostly human but i have a big orange bushy fox tail and fox ears, i also have orange eyes but before i disembark on my adventure i was chilling in the woods in the middle of fall sitting down with my back against the giant white oak tree gazing up in to the sky clutching my back pack in between my legs eyes shut when i feel something my eyes shoot open and i see an octopus owl.......taking a shat on my back pack....

"You octo-fuck!!!!! go shit somewhere else!!!" i say.

I pick up a walnut and throw it at the fuck tard.

"UGHH!! why do i always get the back end of the deal." i'm enraged

I pick up my backpack and sling it onto my back i start rompping out of the woods towards my house. thinking to myself i always get shit on no matter what it may be.

I walk into the house i see Storm(my girl friend A.K.A future wife YAYA smiley face she appears as a human but has Raccon ears and a tail and her hair is brown and eyes are blue) sitting on my couch watching T.V. with my other friend Rishi (he also appears as a human but has blue green wolf ears and a wolf tail and has orange paws and his eyes are orange too) with a big bowl of pop corn there were net flicks and chilling.

I throw my back pack into the floor and go wash my hands a few moments later Storm appears in the door way and she sees i'm pissed.

"Whats wrongs" she asks

I say" i don't know go ask Octo-ass made a pretty shitty situation quite literally if i don't say so my self"

"Aww", she steps forward and hugs me i pull back and kiss her.

I turn off the sink dry my hands and hers cause i kind of got them a little wet and we walk back into the living room holding hands.Same place she left Rishi(my amazing friend id do anything for to and by and stick with him until the end on anything he'd do)on the couch with a bowl of pop corn Storm sits down and i sit on her as she usually like me too.

And i ask "where did Aadrion run off to"(she is a appears to be human too but like the rest of us she has a cat tail and cat ears and man has one giant big spiky penis By the way its like 12 inches limp so fear it)

Storm and Rishi answers at the Storm exact time "the Ship"

Then i remeber what we have to go there.

I say "lets go then".