The This That Theses And Those Kind of Thing

Things To Do Things To Be

As soon as we kick off on our boring ass adventure of B.S. when i'm wondering i hear Aadrion on say"alright all hands on deck you freeboot'n bitches"

I say"sure thing, and yo ho ho to you too."

"More sail" Aadrion yells

"aye"Storm shrieks

"Rishi" Aadrion declares

"what is it cap'n" Rishi Asks

Aadrion response with "shut the hell up and do as your told... bitch" she smirks

Mia screeches" I see a Cog"

I respond with"oh shit"

"shiver me timbers", Aadrion responds, "all hands on deck bitches someone hoes be trying to raid us. let's us make them suck my dick my fellow maties"

"Ready the six ponders and lets drop the sails all the way and ram the with the figure head"Aadrion demands

"AWW YEAH!!!" i rant "WERE GONNA LAY THE FUCK SMACK ON THEM!!!"

"Hey Mia" Aadrion gripes"you and your bitch ass needs to be down here by yesterday"

Mia rolls here eyes and pads down

i walk over and tell everyone to fall in. i swing open compartment in the stairs as i lift it up a pull out 3 RPG-7's one for Mia,Storm,and me i give everyone a Calvary broad sword and they weave it threw them belt i give everyone a leg harness for there pistols Rishi gets a USP. 45., Mia gets a 380., Storm gets a 357. , and i get a 9 mm, i had Aadrion 44 mag.

"Mia" i say "air for the very back", "storm kitten cakes...you aim for the very front"

"me" i prompt "ill aim for the middle" i make an evil smile as we get into our position that i instructed them

"Okay" i yell to Aadrion"when we blow d's cock sucking faggot fucker away you ram it full speed dead center"

she rolls her eyes"neon,don't tell me what to do or my sword wont be the only thing your gonna be feeling this fine evening,okay...bitch?"

"S..Sure thing" i stammer"Get rammed harder than Rishi does,slay em'"