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I as I fell asleep on the main deck cause I was so tired feeling a jolt in the shit wake up and see where docked and who....no fucking way I say... I jump up so fast I feel airborne and in a second I have my arms around this guy's neck...you know this guy Neon Aadrion asks....well nah fucking shit Aadrion why else wouldn't I hug my damn bff I haven't seen In forever, we grew up togather but he moved away, isn't that right Marty?...you know it brah he cheerful says..haha you always were the toolset coon ever, still are wanta go with us on an adventure cause we can talk it over a meal cause we're dying for food I ask... Marty cuts me off... sure I have a pizza place our motto is like a grasshopper cause fuck yyou he proudly says ...I love it I say.. well let's go everyone... as we get there to the "Hopper poppers" (the name of the restaurant) there's a guy complaining he didn't receive his pizza on time or some shit coming down hard on Marty and is going all ballistic on him... hey don't talk to my bro that way (with the whole crew behind me for immediation) and you may possible need to (I get stern and cold come into my voice at the same time) get the hell out and cause ima grasshopper and....fuck you...he cuts the drastic scene and leaves...whew thank guys Marty says .... that guy always like that I ask...yeah pretty much, I though you were about to beat his ass...nah we gotta whole crew we'll all kick his ass togather And he was so pushing my buttons pissing me off... but it don't matter now I guess...so I used your motto haaa your motto's great I tell him ...yeah I guess so, well crew.. ready for so pizza cause I sure the hell am I ask ...make yourself at home while I get it ready if you want to he tells the crew ...I'll help to as I stroll to the back in the kitchen togather I thank him for the meal for starters....so how do you like the crew so far I ask .... well for starters there meatheads Marty tells me ..yea tell me about it I concur... you should come with us to sail, plus I have someone you need to meet I know you will like her were engaged, for the time being but she don't just take the cake,oh he'll nah she freaking takes the bakery... anyway you wamta meet her I sum up... sure any freind of your is ah freind of mine he states ......okay....STORMM!!! I yell.... she should be here in a few seconds.. in 3...2..1..(counting down) as she appears and asks what the hells wrong with you yelling like that she demands oh not much I say... go and get acquainted at that table over there while I make the pizzas won't cha I tell them...
Marty cuts me off no no no your not... I point...go I know ima guest and your life long bff but you go chill for once I fist bump him and say...now go on and get ta know each other I got this brah I smile and reassure him ....and I pop the pizzas into the oven and go and see how there progress is coming along.. I hear hysterical laughter... told you you'd lover' didn't I I prompt... three musketeers right I say.... (I put my hand out)...all for one... (they follow)... And one for all we all say in unison... haha I see a super great future for us three, I didn't think we'd come togather this well but... I guess I'm wrong bout that one I state ..dang it.. pizza are done well do more bonding later let's take the pizza out to the others if you all wouldn't mind to help I ask....... as we chow the hell down on so many pizzas I can tell Raye's gonna have a helper in the kitchen good thing too the crews getting huge when we get done eating I ask... well bestie you coming with I ask...he ponders a second and says... like a grasshopper and...FUCK YEAH he punch lines....  AWWWW YEAHH I am so pumped up as we give him a nice warm group hug... well let's go then shall we me and storm will help you gather your stuff I tell him.... well meet you all back at the docks in about ten minutes okay I tell the crew cause there obviously focus on some things else ..so Marty I hope you will join our big happy family cause I'm so having a great life at the moment I have a girlfriend I'm engaged too and my life long freind togather and we'll a family inside the renegade family it's gonna be a kick ass ride, I'm ready are you all I questions them... fuck yeah they say in harmony as we gather up the rest of Marty's belongings and we go it on to the street and I say...well let's go get Marty's ride I ordered it for the ship but I call it his but I wanta drive it first I say
As we go to the shipping station across town I tell then neon... renegade take out he says...keys are in it I say... stay here you all I'll go get it as I go and retrieve it fish tailing and swing the ass end of the vehicle almost in front off me fucking driving like a beast and stop in front of them and say... oh yes I got a hum-vee for the ship because I'm simply a bad ass it's equip with a 50. Cal turrent gun and a nade launcher i adore it anyways hop in I tell them...as they pile in I say let's rock this shit and take the beach to the ship for a detour I sling sand water gravel and fish gut everywhere and drive like a bandit from hell damn..... I though you where gonna jerk the oh shit handle of the damn ceiling, anyways Marty this is your and I'll eventually graphic it and put pimp the shit out it but later let's see someone try to board us now we have a 4 wheel drive fun at machine, oh and the best part I state and press a button and I air locks the doors and the hatch and I gun it towards the water I hear insults like dumb ass, stupid idoit, fucker head, and ima kick your f in ass if you don't turn this damn thing around the most common one as I dove into the depths of the water and say....Phss stupid shitheads it's a sub too o show...... I see a whale a couple 100 yards out and smile...hey bro push that little blue button at that moment I say...heat sinking missiles bitches... all you see is organ mater and shit tons of blood...NEONNN Storm starts ..HEY HEY HEY Marty pushed the button...but I take full blame anyways she cuts me off.. no that was fucking awsome she says....yeah but ima make it better  I wanta put like a couple of 30 MM from a black hawk on the hood also anyways I got the ride clean up and guess we're gonna head back to the boat now I tell them
as we arrive on board I say... ahhh what a day I'll see ya when I wake up, but come to my room for a sec I ask him to as we go down the stairs arriving in my room quietly I go and open my secret compartment in the bottom of my closet and saying... I've waited long time to give this to someone... I go to the bed with it in the gun case...you, my freind can have my favorite weapon I prompt.....as I open it I hand it to him MP7 my damn favorite smg i it start in...it suites you to, I can get you any weapon you want and I have a bonus since your my best freind like... ever, and follow me I say grabbing 2 mags and we go up top and there is a bird in the trees I aim and fire all you see is burning feathers and a empty tree top... hollow point explosive slugs pretty fucking cool right, now you tear some shit up I command...I give it to him happy best freinds day now go ape shit crazy I smile...there was a concert cube and 3 foot height,wide, and thick that was there but now is gone shooting and destroying it..... Hahahaha.....I can get used to this he boasts.....you think off it I'll make and or order it ,were also scheduled to raid a ship tomorrow so gear up and get ready and here's a deagle (I hand him to 50. Cal pistol) so you can really fuck um up anyhow lights out for me ima go to sleep see tomorrow I tired my say as I get in my room I see storms already there but I'm not sure if I made it there or not cause half way across the floor. I was fading out.. lights out..