It was a monday morning and as always double d was up early, making sure his utensils were in place. He got in the shower and as he bathed he felt like someone was watching him through his window. He heard a giggle but thought it was the wind. He got out of the shower and got dressed with his little tie on ready for school. As he walked out he heard the bushes move and jumped up scared "Wh-who's there?" No response. He just walked quick, passing the bush, after all he didn't want to be late for school. Double d was still thinking about what happened earlier. He couldn't wrap his head around it. Suddenly he felt a hand on his shoulder, he jumped and as he covered his face with his bag he screamed
"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!". "Why would I ever want to hurt you sweetie?" Said the mysterious figure. Double d looked up and found a girl in front of him. The girl had a blue hair that was tied up in a pony tail with bangs tht cover her right eye, a black rock band graphic tee, tight black ripped skinny jeans, and red/black converse that have been customise. Double d had noticed the girls black cat eyeliner, black lipstick, and black nail polish. He hadn't seen her before around school, maybe thought she was new."hi my name is marie, and you are?". "greetings my name is edd with 2 ds, but my close ....um.... friends call me Double d".
They hung out for 15 minutes and got along pretty well. Ed and Eddy spotted double d with a girl and walked over to where he was just to make fun of him for being around a girl. As Ed and Eddy got closer they walked slower and slower. They got scared and anxious. They even wondered if Double d got hit on the head or if he was that stupid for being unable to recognize the girl he was with.
Until ed n eddy freek out n scream stuff like "EDD GET AWAY FROM HER!" N "YEAH DOUBLE D SHE IS EVIL LIKE BURN TOAST !!" Double d all confused questions them about it and ed screams at him saying " YOU SOCK HEAD CAN'T YOU REMEMBER THE DEMONS THAT USED TO HUNT US IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!...... wait where are " he swallows down and starts shaking "the other ones.."
Then double D realizes who marie is he screams "THE KANKER SISTERS!!!" all shaky and scared looking around covering his face with his bag again. Marie gets mad at ed n eddy and she screams " YOU IDIOTS!! YOU'VE RUINED MY PLAN!" Then she turns to double d " whatever you're still gonna be mine" double d turns away as she leans close for a kiss, but suddenly kevin comes to pick double d up and sees Marie leaning in for a kiss, pulling her hair, and growling angrily " get your slimy hands off him, you stupid whore!".
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WHORE" yelled marie as she slapped kevin's hand off of her."AND WHO THE FUCK CALLED YOU OVER, CARROT TOP!. LAST TIME I CHECKED YOU HATTED HIM!" Marie softy smiling at double d grabbing his chin. Kevin got red hot mad and stepped infront of double d."Look bitch. He is my boyfriend, and if I have to fight you, then get ready cause things are about to get ugly".
"More ugly then your face" mocked Marie as Kevin got closer to her and yelled "IT'S ON NOW BITCH AND WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL LOOK WORST THEN SHIT AND THE DEVIL HIMSELF WHEN IM FUCKING DONE WITH YOU!!". Kevin smirked Evilly and as Marie was about to say something the school bus came.
"See you after school, carrot top". Said Marie mockingly. The school day went by as It was finally lunch time and double d was worry sick about the fight between Kevin and Marie. He then remembered all the things marie did and tried to do to him in elementary school. He sat down at his usual table with ed and eddy but Kevin nor Marie were no where to be found. Suddenly double d heard a voice "hey sweetie, did you miss me?. I bet you did"
Double d was scared and didn't know what to do. Marie turned double d's head and once again tried to kiss him when suddenly Kevin pulls her off double d. "HEY!. Where the fuck do you always come from. Your such a cock block!". Yelled marks "Why, aren't you a slippery one, try that again and see what happens!" Kevin and Marie stared at each other viciously and growled. "um... excuse me... pardon me, but to my understanding you guys won't be fighting until after school hours, isn't that correct?". Both Kevin and Marie stepped away from each other. "Good now please, get your lunches and sit down like civiled people!". Ed and eddy just sat there shaking wondering where Lee and Marry where.
" Dont worry boys, Lee and Marry won't be here in two months.... Marry broke her arm and Lee broke her leg in a horse racing accident."Ed and Eddy didn't really care about what happened to them, but they were really creeped out and scared by the fact that Marie knew what they were thinking."Ho-how did you know?" Asked eddy shaking "IM TELLING YOU SHE'S A WITCH DOUBLE D! SHE WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS OUT!"
Shouted ed. Double d trying to be reasonable said "ed don't say such things, anybody could have probably assumed that you guys have been worried about the Kankers" Marie places her lunch bag on the table as she sits on the left side of double d."So sweetie did you forget about my touch" she leans in closer to him touching his chest. Double d got scared and nervous. He nervously said "Ma-Marie... pl-please don't touch me there. Contain yourself from physical contact pl-please"
"OH, sweetie dont deny it, just admit you like me more then that stupid carrot top". Kevin sits down to the right side of double d, grabbing his crotch "oh, double d tell her how I know what makes you tick, and how you scream for more when I touch the right places" Kevin leans in to kiss the now all blushed up double d, but then kevin pulled himself away ouching in pain and rubbing the side of his head. "Whoops my hand slipped" said Marie looking all innocent. "Thats not the only thing that slipped out of your hands today" Kevin smirked as Marie got annoyed."Why you little-"
"MAY I REMIND YOU GUYS THAT THE FIGHT WON'T START UNTIL AFTER SCHOOL HOURS!, NOW STOP THIS INFANTILE FIGHT!" Double d was now really annoyed and didn't talk to neither one of them. Lunch was finally over and they all walked their own way. "Finally only a few more hours to go.... wait only a few more hours to go.... oh no I dont feel so good" double d walked to class worried sick and as if it wasn't bad enough, Marie and Kevin had the same class as him. They spend the whole period throwing stuff at each other, and calling each other names. Double d just keeped on wishing the period to be over and go home free.
The final bell rang and all the students ran out.
Double d just ran out. He didnt even bother to go to his locker as he was scared that he would find Kevin or Marie there. When suddenly he felt someone grabbing him, they covered their eyes and mouth and carried him somewhere. When the person let go of him, double d found himself outside behind the school where he and Kevin had passionately shared a kiss, he turned around to see who the person was and to his surprise he found that it was-...
