Anime Guy Requests

Natsu Dragneel

It was just another regular day at the guild Natsu and Gray were fighting...as always....and everyone else was minding their own business doing god knows what. But then there was me... (y/n) just sitting at the bar minding my own business until...
"Hey (y/n)?"
"Yes Happy? What do you need?"
"I was wondering...if you'd tell me where babies come from"
When I was suddenly asked that I spit out my beer choking on it that appeared out of know where.
"What the fuck Happy!?!?"
"What?"
"Why in the hell would you want to know about that shit!?!?...Wait a minute...did Natsu set you up to this?" I asked glaring at the blue cat.
"...No"
"NNNNAAAAATTTTSSSUUUUU!!!!!!! YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO DEAD!!!!!!" I yelled grabbing a beer bottle and stomping over to him to throw at his head.
"NATSU RUNNN!!!!! SHES GONNA KILL YOU WITH BEER!!!!! EVERYONE RUNNN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!" Happy yelled
Everyone looked at him weird and I just slapped him with some random fish I found.
"THE FISH!!!!! WHY!?!? WHY MUST YOU HATE DAH FISH!?!?" Happy starts crying and flys away.
I ignore him and marched up to Natsu and grabs his vest and bring him close up to my face.
"Natsu?"
"Y-yes?"
"Did you tell Happy to ask me where babies come from?" I asked
"O-of c-course n-not (y/n)"
"Then who did?"
"L-Lucy d-did she t-thought it w-would be f-funny"
"WWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!?!?!?!?!?!?" Lucy yelled from across the hall
"Natsu stop your damn stuttering- and LUCY YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO DEAD!!!!!!!" I yelled and chased Lucy
"AHHHHH HELP!!!!"
While this was going on everyone was laughing their asses off and Gray went up to Natsu.
"You love her don't you?"
"Love who?" Natsu asked confused
"(y/n)! Duh! Who else!?"
Natsu blushes but nods
"I heard that!" I yelled from the across the hall
"Shit" Natsu mutters
And starts running for his life out of the guild with me following after him whacking him with a random broom I picked up somewhere.
"Hope you live!" Gray yelled laughing
"Ah such young love" Mira said sighing
"ITS NOT LOVE!!!" I said from away
And the guild members in the guild chuckled
"But (y/n)! You don't love me!?!?" Natsu said fake hurt
"Of course I love you you dumbass!"
"(y/n)! Language! There's children!" Mira yelled covering Wendy's ears
"Fuck that and Gajeels terrible singing!"
"Hey!" Gajeel yelled
While everyone laughed (y/n) and Natsu kissed outside of the guild in peace and happiness until-
"(Y/N)! WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM WILL YOU AND NATSU HAVE SOME!?!?!?!?!?" Happy and your exceed (e/n) yelled
"THATS IT SOMEONES DYING TONIGHT AND IT AINT GONNA BE ME!!!!" You yelled and glared at the exceeds who coward in fear and flew away with Natsu laughing and smiling at his new girlfriend...You!

And they lived Happily Ever After.....
P.S they did have children!
I repeat
They DID have children!
~Just a sample one of how its gonna be and look like!
~Hope you liked it or enjoyed it and thought it was funny
~GoodBye!
~MayZéy