Criminology 101

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My life stinks. Class is horrible, so are my parents. Only my professor doesn't stink. He is kind, caring and nice. Every week, I ask him, "Good morning, professor. How was your class this week?" He would reply, "My week was nice, Ellen, but I told you, I'm not your professor and you're not in a class, you're in a mental facility for the criminally insane." And then he'd let me out of my restraints. I know I'm his favorite student.

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