32 Large Circles

Three Large Circles

Laura was holding the box when all of a sudden, a dragon baby tried to climb her arm. Dragon babies are a lot smaller than the average human arm, so it was kinda cute to watch it scurry around her arm. Then it tried to eat her thumb. She put the dragon baby down.

She walked inside after setting the box down outside - Laura, not the dragon. Laura's house was made entirely from adult dragons. That was basically the source of all the dragon babies. There was a dragon baby daycare, but dragons get crazy busy when they're building a house out of themselves, so there's sort of a constant stream of babies shooting out. It's really weird.

Laura felt bad for the adults sometimes. They always had to stand in that house formation and they were always going through child birth. Once she adopted four of the babies, but they always tried to eat some digit on her hand. It could get really annoying, so she gave them up. Also, she bought finger insurance. That came in handy - no pun intended - a good few times.

At this point, Laura decided to go back outside. She wanted to see what the negative cardboard looked like. It was basically an empty box with a hole in the bottom. "Heh heh. That's funny. I like that. I'm gonna stand in the hole now." Laura wasn't sure why she said this out loud, but she set down the box and attempted to stand in the hole.

When she stood in the box, however, the hole disappeared. "How rude. I was looking forward to standing in that hole."

She slowly lifted the box around her. This tore a hole in the box. "At least I'm standing in a hole now. This is all I want out of life. A hole and a house made of weirdly sexual dragons."

As Laura stepped out of the hole, one 25-year old man stepped into a hole. Probably more than one man stepped into a hole, but... we've been over this. It doesn't matter.

Roger lived in a hole. He called himself a hobbit, but that was definitely wishful thinking. Once he met a hobbit. He got really jealous. Anyway, that's besides the point. The point is, Roger got some negative cardboard from the same guy. I don't like Roger. This chapter is over. Roger is probably gonna get hit by a meteorite pretty soon. Spoilers, I guess. I don't like Roger. What a jerk.