The Chapter Emma Wrote

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im not the author.

obiosly im not gOod with the spelling and the grammar.

but anyway as my friend the ACTUAL author had a good story going and im here to screw that up. 

roger was concerned. in the past 5 minutes he had gotten an empty box, had a mailman who wasnt a mailman ignore him other than giving him an empty box, the box had a whole in it and now how was  he going to put the box on his head and pretend he was a spaceman because spacemen dont have holes in their cardbourd scalps, and an author of a book he wrote had implied his death by a meteor.

and if that was true his parting words would probably be idiotic like, "PEW! PEW! IM A SPACEMAN THAT WAS IN A BAD CAR CRASH AND NOW HAS A WHOLE IN MY CARDBOURD HEAD AND CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE SPACEMAN HOSPITAL!?" also what about  spacewomen? leave it to roger to be a 25 male playing a sexist space game. roger was deppressed at how pointless his life was, in fact roger would have ended his life then and there, but all he had was a cardbourd box with a whole in it and he thought it would be humiliating to be found in a pool of blood only for the finder to realize that roger had bludgeoned himself to death with a cardbourd box. 

stupid roger.


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