Emma's chapter was super dumb. We're not even gonna talk about that chapter. What a dumb chapter. Anyway, Roger got struck by a meteorite and died. Ugh. Roger. We're just not gonna talk about that jerk ever again. Got it? Good.
MEANWHILE... I mean, meanwhile a lot of other people got circles. 29 more people. They don't really matter. That's why I'm describing all of them in detail.
Ben: Important character. Has hair. Hispanic. Age, like, fourteen? Maybe seven? I don't know. Probably about fourteen. Let's stick with fourteen. Male.
Laura: Important character. Of African heritage, but not American. Probably British or something. Maybe Polish. Fourteen sounds like a good age for her. Also, has hair. Female.
Roger: Important-ish character. Deceased. May have had hair in another life. Male. Let's stop talking about Roger.
Jamie: More important than, say, Roger. Not as important as Laura. Has hair. Definitely of Polish descent. Female.
Raynie: Not really important. Bald. Female.
Terry: Raynie's girlfriend. Semi-important. Guess the gender (there's a big ol clue in there somewhere.)
Robert Mahler: Isn't in this book. Go read Patterns if you wanna know who I'm talking about. SHAMELESS SELF-ADVERTISEMENT ISN'T WRONG.
Maximilian McAppletosh: Important-ish. I really wanted to add a character with the last name McAppletosh. Has an awesome wig, but lacking in the "actual hair" department. Male.
Maximilian McPeartosh: Not important at all. In fact, never once mentioned other than here. He does have a box with a hole in it. Bald. Male. Bald. Bald.
Maximilian McApletosh: I am running out of character names send help please
Mega-Dwarf: Very important. Protagonist of entire series. 376 ft tall scale model of Mustang. Made of other characters.
Mega-Dwarf makes up for all the characters I didn't include in this chapter. Read on.
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32 Large Circles
AdventureThere are 32 circles. They are large. Read if that sounds like an interesting premise. I promise, it might get interesting at some point.
