Persassy

7.) go home percy youre drunk

"Percy, wake up" "percy, get up man" Percy Jackson groggily wakes up from his really short nap. Seriously? He went to sleep like 5 minutes ago. Can't the world save itself for like 2 hours or so.

Nico stands before him, clad in black. I've seen emo but this kid takes it to a whole other level. His hands are crossed and he looks kind of angry or does he always look like that? Percy is honestly thinking of investing in some glasses because people's faces are changing rapidly around here.

"Nico man, are you for real? I went to nap like 5 minutes ago?" "Percy, you've been asleep for over 5 hours now." Wait, how does he know that? Oh Nico is a creep like that. Percy should be used to it by now. "Well what's up then?" Percy lifts his hand to block the setting sun's rays from blinding him. Apollo? Why?

"Oh Chiron wants to meet with you, Leo and Annabeth like maybe I don't know 3 hours ago!" Nico seems annoyed. "Well" Percy replies "it's not like you woke me up during those three hours, purely your fault." Nico looks flabbergasted as Percy puts on a new-kinda as it smells okay- shirt and heads off.

At the big house, Chiron is tapping his hoof on the floor while listening to some sick-literally can make you ill- jazz music. "Ah perseus you have decided to join me at last" Percy shrugs and beckons him to continue.

"We need a quest" and those four words Percy wants to go back to his bed and lay there and not do anything for the next few week except for maybe eat.

"But Chiron? What quest? There's nothing we can do? Nothing has happened of recent? I've got so much, err home- I got so much of stuff to do y'know. It's difficult, I swear managing the camp and I feel sorry for you but honestly there's nothing to worry about you're doing a good job" Percy blabs on. "Annabeth and Leo understood the task and they agreed to try their best with getting a quest and so forth but Percy they need you"

Chiron has a way with words, like if he was a pixie instead of a centaur he would be a pixie of persuasion and a dam good one at that. "Percy there has been an incident, if you haven't heard" gee Chiron, I've been in la la land for the past few hours, of course I caught up with the latest gossip in dreams weekly. "Two of our students, were fighting with each other because they said they didn't even know why and one has gotten badly injured and the other well, they've taken worse but the point is, you need to find out what's happening"

"You mean why everyone is getting to a trance like state and dancing like hippies and fighting like Bucky and Steve" Nico chuckles but more like a short chuckle if you know what I mean.

"Yes" Chiron looks like he could use a masseuse, and I know one or two back at the ol' mans house. The clouds get dark and Percy apologizes. "I can find out Chiron but I am not going to do it on a quest"

"But Percy you just-" "nope, listen you want me to risk my life? Cool but I'm not going on a wild goose chase trying to save people and figuring out rumplestilskins riddles and worrying about that. I'm going on a mission now. Quests are overrated" Percy was getting sassy and Chiron well poor Chiron. "Think about it, if people didn't worry about that God forsaken-" thunder booms "riddle then the quests would go better and smoother and you get to take whoever you want and I don't want to get stuck with Jason and Piper again." Percy ends off triumphantly.

Chiron has no words "okay you can do this but I am going to tell you who is going on this mission with you"

Percy sighs "alright, get back to me on that asap and I will get right on it"

"Nope, I already know. Percy you will be joined by Annabeth, Leo, Nico and Piper. And that's final"

Percy's face looks like a rotten tomato. "Piper? Nope sorry id rather bathe in the Thames"

Nico is quite entertained with what's going on. Percy hasn't been like this before. Which makes him wonder if Percy either woke on the wrong side of the bed or had too much sea water the night before.

"Take it Percy or you get a quest"

"Fine" Percy sulks and marches away.

Chiron wonders what is he ever going to do with Percy Jackson and Nico is short of having a laughing fit.

A/N what's up? It's September, like two months since July. I forgot my log in password so ha ha, that sucked. You have been blessed with double updates if you actually like this Extremely odd story. Thanks for reading and stay tuned! Peace