I jumped into the bathingroom and ran the bloodbath. As it waz dun I walked into it and subterraneaned my self and unclosed the eg.
"What the fuk, I am an eg. You captured me from my drigan gardienand now I vill tel thee aboot the next challinj. You will be in the burgandy lak and their vill be mermoids."sed the ehg.
I went out of the boys bathrum and went iunto the girls to meat Daeny. "Fukin egg sed I waz going to be in the burgundy layk for teh next tasxsk." I sed exasbirating like an effervesant centoar." okeh" sayd Daeny.
We flew ou the windoe and went 2 the concert at hogbreaths ... it was a consirt wit Tylor Swiftwand, the biggesed red dwarve to evar slap the wizard ing land. "bragð sumum ensk öpum þú rauður gróðursetningu brú!!!!!!!111!!!!" I yellded over the musik at Daenie."waht?" she sed. "Oh soz m9 I forgot englitsch w=because of the musick.
When the shoe was done we went to Hafrigd's hout for some sandstone caks. "Oh dear you must be exquisitly scarred USB, I hair that you will be battlng mermoids"..
"ye[p]".

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