Pozer Poter

Chapter 2

When I met up with Daeny after te drawing off th e boblit of fyr. She spoke that she ws tyred and wante to go eat on the three broomstcks in Hogsbreath. I went to because I wanted to laf at pozers.

When we got their it was snowing because it was winter and we went into the ten mopsticks. I bort a pint of margarine beer becauz butter beer is high carb and for posers, I drinked it all and got nine more. Daeny got sum as well becose she isnt a pozer.

Anyway: we finineshed our buckets and flew back to hogsmeade as Mgonigle waz mad because wee lefed withut permishon. She took of a million pointz frum Slitharyn becauze sheez a bich. "Fuk you slut", I yelld becaus e she waz beeing a bich. "yeah fuk u:" yelled Daeny. We both got detenshion but we didnt care because we were in Slythryn and awesome bitchez.

The day off the tornament was up on us. Daeny and me where geting redy when Snipe came in and pashed us both for good luck. "He iz so hot I sed" (Im bi okei fuk up hobophobes]. "ikr" Daeny sed passively.

The first event waz to catch a platinum eg wile being chast by a drugin, I begin to weep frum remeberning Tacy my fregin.

I won bevause Im awesome, Daeny came second. Pozer came last because i=he is a poser. I was covud in burnz but it wasn't worth it because I got the cloo fisrt.

I had to open the ge to look what waz indside/ it sed,"scream, scream, scream", I shut my erasz because it was luod. Then Dumbelldoor came in and yelled that I had to bath in blud for it too werk.