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Drunk History (Fall Out Boy Edition)

Me: Umm okay so I'm here with Patrick, Andy, Joe and-

Pete: PEET

Me: haha yes I was getting to you Pete.

Pete: Yay :3 It's me Pepe Wents.

Patrick: *facepalm* Jenna we need to get this over with before he makes a fool of himself.

Joe: HA too late.

Andy: *shakes head*

Me: So what exactly did you want me to do, Pete?

Pete: I'm gonna eat all the pizza in the world! #pizzarat

Patrick: No he's going to do a drunk history video like the one Brendon Urie did except it's-it's in the recent past.

Pete: Soooo it was the summer of 2014 and we were playing in the boys of fall out...what?

Andy: Boys of Zummer..? That was this year Pete.

Joe: No remember Whiz was saying that at the shows?

Pete: STOP RUSHING ME MOM I'M GETTING THERE! Umm... Where am I again?

Patrick: *hides face in hands and laughs* Ohh gosh he's not gonna remember any of this.

Joe: Careful, if he called me mom for rushing him he'll be calling you da-

Patrick: NONoononononoooo. God Joe, you're almost as bad as the fangirls...

Pete: LET ME TELL MY STORY! Jeeeeez ladies you're both pretty as f*ck. Anybooze... It was the summer of twenty-fourt- no -fifteen and we came out with this f*cking awesome new album called... American Psycho slashtag *giggle* American Pretty.

Joe: I don't even think we should bother correcting him anymore.

Pete: We made it at Joe's house in his basement because he locked us up until we finished. It was torture, but I did it. Don't worry.

Patrick: Okay, whew, I'm glad I don't have to worry anymore.

Pete: I released a few songs on YouTube before the album came out. Songs like Uma Thurman, Phoenix, This is Gospel, Alone To- no that's the wrong album - umm Centuries, Hold on..

Andy: That's... the one about skeletons.

Joe: Does anyone honestly know the name to that song?

Patrick: Well, you'd think that maybe the songwriter would know the name to his own song but nooo. It's Twin Skeletons.

Pete: Yeah of course Patrick knows. He's Fall Out Boys trash.

Me: *cringes at Fall Out Boys*

Pete: Well everyone got so f*cking excited about the leaks I put out so I was just like "F*ck it lets leak the whole thing" and Patrick was all "Whoaaaa dude you can't do that" and I was like "Broooo you can't make me do anything!" So I did it.

Pete: And then I leaked Brendon's song on the radio. I called him and I was like "Yo dude I'm gonna lick *hiccup* leak it for you" and he was like "Na dude you can't do that" and I said "You can't make me do anything Urie! You're not my mom!" So I did it. It was called Life of a Bachelorette.

Andy: It's Death of a Bachelor.

Pete: Yeah that's what I said, Life of a Bachelor.

Andy: DEATH!

Pete: Whoa who would've thought that Princess Anderson would be the most emo of us all?

Andy: *shrugs and mouths what the f*ck?*

Patrick: *pats Andy's shoulder* I know. It's okay.

Pete: After everything was leaked, I got together with Patrick and I was like, "Dude...we need to have sex."

Patrick: What?!

Joe: I KNEW IT!

Patrick: That is not what you said... *blushes in attempt to explain self*

Pete: Not yet little man. Not yet. I said "Yo we need people to open for us dude." And Patrick was all excited about naming it something about bunnies and chicks and unicorns and I'm like "Whoa dial down the feministic Patrick... It's gonna be something cool like Boys of... Yeah."

Patrick: That was act for the video...

Pete: Wow, good acting man! Anyways, then he was like "We need openers" and I'm like "Bruh chill it's the first day of school." Wait..school? No... *laughs*

Pete: So I go, "I know who we need. We need Weed Felicia and Bloody Brallon."

Joe: Oh..my..god..

Andy: And Max Schneider.

Pete: *shrugs* yeah that Rick Schneider was following us around too. But befooooore all of that...

Patrick: Why are we going back in time?

Andy: Ooh is Pete taking us into a Tardis?

Pete: Andy Curley you're a nerd.

Joe: Don't say that Pete! You promised me I'M the curly one. ^v^

Pete: *looks down at arms and raises eyebrows*

Patrick: You confused there buddy?

Pete: Yeah...

Joe: Aww

Patrick: Why are you confused?

Pete: *points to tattoos* What are thooooose?!

Me: *dies in a corner*

Thanks for reading! Sorry it took so long. I got busy and ran out of ideas. Oops.

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