:33 KATNEP.

K/N/K: Karkat Vantas.

==> Your name is Karkat Vantas. You have been harbouring a crush for a certain troll for quite a while now. In a week it will be prom night. What will you do?

~~~~ Karkat's P.O.V. ~~~~

I sprint into school, late, as always. The late bell rings.
"FUCK." Your class is on the other side of the school, better get there quick, mate. You get there in record time, but you are, obviously, still late as per normal.

After collecting a late slip, you brush your bedhead out of your eyes and look for a place to sit. There is only one seat left and it's next to.... Her. It had to be your long time flush crush, Nepeta Leijon, the cute, bubbly cat girl. Adored by everyone, Nepeta has many friends, why would she notice you?

Your hand freezes in your hair as she smiles brightly at you. Your cheeks flush a light candy red as you scurry over to the seat. Shit shit shit. You run through a mental list of stuff to do. Don't be rude, don't be unkind and DON'T let her see your blood colour. You sit next to her and then notice your warm face.

FUCK one rule already broken. No one seems to have noticed your blood colour, but then you hear it. SNIFF SNIFF. shit. You turn around and see your ex-matesprit, Terezi sniffing you. As soon as you turn around, she stops and looks at you with an innocent, but triumphant grin. You stare at her as she smiles at you. She knows.

Then there is a small sad sound that comes from next to you. You whip your head around to Nepeta, she is staring resolutely at the teacher and shows no sign of making, or hearing, that noise. She still has the big olive green, slightly feline, eyes framed with thick lashes. Delicate features. A small smile. Perfect skin.

You decide to stop "eye-raping" her, before turning back to the teacher.

~~~~ Nepeta's P.O.V. ~~~~

The door bursts open and Karkitten sprints in, his hair purrfectly messy and cheeks slightly tinted from running. I swoon and sit up a bit straighter. Then there's a giggle from behind me. Terezi. She noticed. Oh no! She knows DD:

I turn around as Karkat gets a late slip from the teacher, to where Terezi is smiling into the distance.
":33< Purrlease don't tell anyone, Purrezi." I whisper. Terezi uses where she can hear my voice coming from and directs her smile at me.
"OF COURS3 1 WONT T3LL 4NYON3, N3P3T4. 1T'S QU1T3 CUT3 4CTU4LLY >:]." I let out a relieved sigh.
":33< Thank mew, I don't want it to be awkward betw33n us."
"H3H3." I turn around just in time to have Karkat look the seat next to me, then AT ME. My heart skips a beat and I SCR3333!!! My smile is the happiest it has been long time and that's saying something :33

Karkat walks down the aisle towards me, as I imagine this happening at our human marriage... Um I'm not planning too fur ahead right?

I sigh happily as he sits down, but then he immediately turns to Terezi and faces her for a bit. TEREZI? I thought she thought she was a shippurr? Then why is she sharing looks with him behind my back? I let out a sad whimper and he whips around to face me. All my unhappy thoughts tuck themselves away and as he looks back towards the teacher, I let a beaming smile find its way onto my face.

HE LOOKED AT ME!!! KARKITTEN ACTUALLY LOOKED AT ME!!! I fangirl inside, trying to contain my squeals of happiness and I have S.S.S. (Small Shipping Spasms), as I zone out of the teachers talking and relive those few seconds. I won't be furrgetting them anytime soon!

Soon my daydream is broken as the teacher calls out groups for studying,
"Tavros, Vriska..." YES! SHIP! "...Gamzee..." This could get interesting "And Sollux." Poor Sollux, in the middle of all the drama.

Nearly all of the groups had been called out when "Nepeta, Dave, Terezi and..." New ship, pawsibly? I look at Dave out of the corner of my eye as he checks out Terezi, who knows exactly what he's doing and flips him off. He half smiles in his cool person way. SHIP.

==> You restrain yourself from clutching your heart and sprinting to your shipping wall. There's always time fur that later.

==> In the midst of your shipping, you don't hear who the last person was. Purrrobably someone unimpurrtant.

Dave walks over and sits next to Terezi, as you wait for Karkat to move (sigh) and fur someone else to take his seat. Instead he turns around in his seat and asks,
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING, ASSHOLES?"

~~~~ Karkat's P.O.V. ~~~~

I try to listen to the teacher as I feel random vibrations coming through the desk, what the hell? From the corner of my eye I see Nepeta have one of her shipping heart attacks. I wonder who it it's about. I know she has an otp, but no one else knows who it is apart from her. And probably her sweat secreting ganderbulb of a moirail. She is especially secretive about it when I'm around, so I've been told. I wonder if it's me and her--- No, it can't be. Who would ship themself with me? The biggest fuckass on the planet with the most adorable yet independant "purrfect" being to have ever existed. But she is in a quadrent with EQUIUS, so I can't be much worse. I mean I'm not Eridan for Gog's sake. ((A.N. HE WENT THERE))

I sigh and listen to the teacher drone on about a new project.
"You have been put in groups, that I have decided will work out well, in more ways than one."

...WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SUGGESTING???

"The groups are...." I flip her off from under the desk and stop listening until one word pulls me back to reality, five minutes later.

"Nepeta," I instantly start listening,
"Dave," Oh fuck no, my poor Nepeta,
"Terezi," Mixed emotions... And?
"Karkat." YESSSSS! I am almost tempted to do a victory dance, but I settle for smiling at the desk as my hair covers my smile. I should cut it, otherwise soon it will be like Equius's. I shudder and turn around.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING, ASSHOLES?"

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HEY GUYS!!! So... I am enjoying writing this and I'm getting S.S.S. Hahaha oh no, well I'm going to get on and write the next chapter so... Yeah

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And these stories will have my ships so DEAL WITH IT OKAY. Accept other peoples ships.

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trashPotterhead xxx