:33 KATNEP.

N: The Wardrobe Deal.

==> Be Nepeta. You are having a dream, or are you? You are at your flush-crush's house, who just so happens to be hugging you, and you have been dragged into a deal where you have to kiss him. What will you do?

---A few hours before---

~~~~ Nepeta's P.O.V. ~~~~

I can't stop smiling as I cheerfully talk to Terezi about Prom Night, the dresses we're going to wear and roleplaying, while Dave listens to some "sick beats" through his headphones and Karkat lags behind us. I'm about to spend a few hours with Karkat. In his house!

Terezi has just finished describing her cosplay outfit for Neophyte Redglare as we stop outside Karkat's house. I examine the small cottage and smile, because I could NEVFUR imagine Karkat living in it.

It has a red roof, window frame, door etc and cream, brick walls. Through a window, above the boxes of red flowers under the window, I see small pottery crabs decorating the window sill.

"H3H3H3H3H, 1 COULDNT B3L13V3 1T 31TH3R."
":33< Hm?"
"B4CK WH3N 1 COULD S33, WH3N 1 F1RST S4W H1S HOUS3 1 COULD NOT B3L13V3 TH4T *K4RK4T* L1V3D H3R3, H1S D4D 4ND BROTH3R Y3S, BUT H1M... NOT SO MUCH." I weakly smile at Terezi as we wait for Karkat to open the door, before we all pile in.

Terezi shows us to the living room where she and Dave share a quick, meaningful smirk before jumping on the bigger couch, leaving Karkat and I to share the small one. Karkat quickly moves to the couch and sits down.

Blushing, I sit next to him- a bit closer than I probably should've if I want my crush to remain a secret. Surprisingly he doesn't move away, causing both of our cheeks to flush. Contemplating holding his hand, but deciding against it, I tune into the conversation being held.

"ONLY IF YOU AND TEREZI DO IT TOO. WAIT. FUCK. I MEANT--" What are they talking about? Out if the corner of your eye, Karkitten looks like he's about to explode. His fists are clenched and his face flushed. I would be lying if I said he didn't pull it off.

Wait... There is only so much a guy and a girl can do together... So this could be about dating, kissing or maybe PAILING. My cheeks flush lightly. Let's just hope it's about kissing. I relax slightly, before realising what was going on completely.

OH NO OH NO THIS WASNT HOW I IMAGINED THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. Oh Purrezi, I hope you haven't ruined any small chance I had with Karkitten.

"Sure, I don't care." DAVE?!
"NO I TAKE THAT BACK."
"YOU C4NT DO TH4T K4RKL3S, 3SP3C14LLY 1F YOU W3RE TH3 ON3 TO M4K3 TH3 D34L," Terezi argues. I sigh.
"1 W1LL H4V3 JUST1C3 1N MY COURT."

":33< Well then I guess we have no choice." I break the arguement with a whisper. Karkat turns to me and quickly hugs me. A small smile appears on my face, but I don't let anyone see it. I don't evfur want him to let go.

Karkat asks something and I nod- slighty dazed as I realise what's about to happen- before moves his head to face Terezi and Dave.
"BUT WE AREN'T DOING IT IN FRONT OF YOU." Karkat
"OK4Y." Terezi smiles at me and I give her a small happy, but unsure smile. Dave gapes at her, obviously wanting otherwise.

"OK4Y G1RL TO G1RL, GUY TO GUY T4LK B3FOR3 W3 M4K3 TH1S H4PP3N. FOLLOW M3 N3P3T4." Terezi grabs my hand and leads me into a random room, leaving me no choice. Karkat's room. The messiness and the smell of him give it away. I inhale d33ply and sigh.

"N3P3T4 4R3 YOU OK4Y >:?" Terezi looks genuinely worried.
":33< Purrezi I just didn't imagine this happening like this. What if he doesn't actually like me like I like him?" Terezi laughs.

"N3P3T4 4S 4 L4W 4B1D1NG TROLL, 1 W1LL T3LL YOU W1TH COMPL3T3 HON3STY TH4T 1 TH1NK K4RK4T L1K3S YOU 4S MOR3 TH4N 4---" Terezi is cut off as we heard muffled screeches coming from the living room. Quickly, we both get up and check on the boys.

The scene spread before us shows Dave has Karkitten in a headlock, after Karkat apparently tried to attack him during their talk. Terezi and I both facepalm and then persuade Dave to let go of Karkat.

"Time to MAKE OUT." smirks Dave.
"SOM3ON3 SOUNDS 3XC1T3D >;]" Terezi laughs.
"Only ironically of course. Plus it's not every day you get to kiss a hot girl. Or should I say troll." Dave winks.

"LETS GET THIS OVER WITH, THEIR FLIRTING IS WORSE THAN STRIDER'S RAPS." Karkat grabs my hand, causing us both to blush, and, making sure to not hurt me, pulls me into his room.

"NO P41L1NG, R3M3MB3R W3'R3 ST1LL H3R3!" Screams Terezi, before cackling madly.
"GET SOME KARKAT." Dave yells.
Karkat looks angry so I take his hand and he looks down at me, but not before starting to yell at them.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL---" I cut him off by kissing him.

He tenses up, before carefully kissing back. Surprised that he didn't push me away, I take a step closer, before slowly moving my hands to his hair and gently twisting my fingers in it. It's softer than I thought, like a kittens fur. His hands move up to my back and he pulls me closer.

I move even closer, until I'm right up against him and have my arms wrapped around his neck. He moves his hands to my hair and strokes it.

I smile into the kiss before breaking it and putting my nose on his. He opens his eyes and looks into mine, eyes asking why we stopped.
":33< Karkitty-." This time it's my turn to be cut off as he kisses me.

His hands immediately go up to my face, before tilting my head up with one hand and resting the other againsy my cheek. Then he gently bites my lip. I freeze, should I??? A few seconds later, he pulls away.

"FUCK SORRY, NEPETA, I JUST, UM," He stutters adorably and I smile.
":33< It's purrfectly alright, Karkitty." He smiles back at me.
"WE SHOULD DO THAT AGAIN."
";33< Definitely."

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I'M DYING LIKE FGS I SHOULDN'T BE FANGIRLING OVER MY OWN WRITING, ESPECIALLY IF MY WRITING SUCKS.

WELL I ENJOYED WRITING THAT LAST BIT AND FULFILLING ONE OF MY OTP DREAMS, SO I'M GOING TO WRITE MORE

Fabulously yours,
trashPotterhead xxx