I saw this video called "Butts" from a YouTube channel named "Domics" and it was a pretty clever idea so I decided to write down what's in his video. All credits go to him, but unfortunately, I can't find his video in the Wattpad video search box. So search it up in YouTube.
BUTTS
Ahh, the Butt. Truly an exquisite element of the universe, otherwise known as the "Ass". It expresses newly every aspect of our lives and what defines our culture today.
Booty shorts. Do you know why it's called the booty shorts? Because it defines the booty. It doesn't define what's in front. Besides, you can't mark it vagina shorts, or dick shorts. You can get people who are left out or just disgusted. But booty shorts, no one gets left out. We all got a booty!
When you're about to fight someone, what's the part of the body people metaphorically tell you to focus? "Kick his ASS!" Because when your ass is kicked, all of you is kicked. Your ass is YOU. When you want someone to come to you, what do you say? "Timothy, get your ASS over here. But when we say that, we don't just expect a pair of butt cheeks to come in front of us. We expect ALL of you. Because your booty is YOU.
The best thing about butts is that it CAN be sexualized, but it doesn't have to be. It could just be a butt.
When you go to the bathroom and your friend changes your desktop background to tiled dicks, it's disgusting. No one wants to see that vainly atrocity. Same story if it was a vagina. But a butt. But a-but a-but a butt. It's such INNOCENT vandalism. You can't get mad at that. When you get laid, you can get some D or some Pussy, but all that's included if you simply say "I'm getting some ASS tonight."
When you lack intelligence, you're a DUMBASS. When you're smart and wise, you're a SMARTASS. But is your brain in your butt? No, it doesn't have to be. When someone steals your school supplies, they're an ASSHOLE. When you fart and it makes that hilarious sound, it's actually your ass clapping, applauding your digestive system for its hard work and dedication. SUCH SUPPORT.
All of these things are just-just BOOTYFUL.
So that's it guys! Hope you all enjoyed it.
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