Why Me? A Chris Brown Love Story

Chapter 4 - OMG

*The Next Day*
Stacy's P.O.V.
I woke up from a text message.

Text From: Chris
Hey Babe. Sorry if u were sleeping but do you wanna come to my house and meet my family? Pweeze?

Text To:Mah Boo
Hey and yes I was sleeping. But, sure. Y not?

Stacy-Well, I'm gonna call Nicki now that i'm dressed.
(my outfit-)

Nicole-Hello?
Stacy-Hi. What are you doing?
Nicole-(YELLS)SLEEPING!!! DUDE I NEED MY SLEEP OK? SLEEP IS MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW!!!!
Stacy-Ow and sorry geez.
Nicole-Oh no i'm fine I just wanted to yell.
Stacy-(yells)IN MY EAR?!?!
Nicole-yeeaaah, sorryboutthat(all one word-sorry-bout-that)
Stacy-Can I come to your house. I really don't like mine.
Nicole-surrreee... FYI you're gonna stay at my house tonight.......SLUMBER PARTY!
Stacy-(angrily)Stop yelling at me....ACCIDENTALLY. Oh that was on purpose.
Nicole-Yeah mine was too.
Stacy-Well, I'm on my way!
*at Nicole's house*
Nicki-Hey!
Stacy-Hi...wait a second. Isn't this Chris's address?
Nicki-Yea we started making out-
Stacy-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Nicki-(laughs) I was kidding.
Stacy-Where's chris?
Chris-Oh hey!
Stacy-Hi Cheater. Wait. Why is she here?
Chris-Don't worry about that.
Stacy-(yelling) DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ok i'm gonna ask again and wait for a different answer. WHY IS SHE HERE!!
Nicole-Just tell her.
Chris-Noooo. You're her friend.
Nicole-You're her boyfriend.
Chris and Stacy-We are not dating!
Samantha-Surrreee.Hey guys where's C.J?
Stacy-What the h***?
Nicole-Ok...meandchrishaveakidchrisjuniorandweareengagedtobemarriedandhe'sscaredyou'regonnadumphim.
Stacy-What?
Nicole-Me and Chris have a kid Chris Junior and we are engaged to be married and he's scared you're gonna dump him.
Stacy-Are you f***ing serious?
Nicole and Chris-...........GOTCHA!!!
Stacy-(YELLING AND LAUGHING)DON'T PLAY WITH ME LIKE THAT!! NOT FUNNY.......BUT WHY IS SHE HERE FOR THE LAST D*** TIME!
Chris-Meet my wittle sister.
Nicole-Hi nice to meet you! You must be Stacy, i'm Nicki.
Stacy-Really? I didn't know that!!
Nicole-Nobody does!
Samantha-I KNEW!!!
Stacy, Chris, and Nicole-Woooooooow!
Samantha-What?
???-Hello Stacy. I'm Mrs. Raymond.
Stacy-Raymond? Isn't Nicki's name Minaj?
Mrs. Raymond-That's her stagename.
Samantha-Where's Mr. Raymond?
Nicole-DADDY?
Mr.Raymond-Yes?
Nicole-Come meet your son's girlfriend!
Stacy-(Whispers in Chris's ear)I guess we're dating now, officially.
Mr.Raymond-Hi.
Stacy-OMG!! IT'S USHER RAYMOND!!!!! THAT'S YOUR DAD?
Nicole-Yepperz.
Stacy-(staring at usher in"lala land")Your dad is even hotter in person.
Chris-Babe...bae...BABY!
Stacy-Huh?
Chris-Stop staring! It's weird.
Stacy-I was in lala land wasn't i?
Nicole-Yep.
Stacy-Oh...what did I say?
Usher-You said that I was hotter in person.
Stacy-Oh my gosh! I am so sorry. I'm not making a great first impression.
Usher-It's ok sweetheart. But, you're better than his other girlfriends.
Stacy-That means so much more coming from you. Seeing how you're his father.
Usher-Well, I'm not his father, only Nicole's.
Stacy-That explains why he's Brown and you're Raymond. Well, then where's his father?
Mrs.Raymond-(whispers in Stacy's ear)Well, we don't know, and it hurts Chris's feelings because he left when he was 3 and didn't say goodbye.
Stacy-Oh ok. Well,I'm sorry for asking.
Usher-(puts his arm around Stacy)It's ok sweetie.
Stacy-I could get use to this.
Usher-You do know you don't have to call me Mr.Raymond, you can call me whatever you want to call me.
Nicole-Don't tell her that. Knowing her she'll call you hottie for the rest of your life(everyone laughs)
Stacy-Well, Mr. Raymond, can you sing a song for me? Please?
Usher-Sure, what song?
Samantha, Nicole, & Stacy-CLIMAX!!
Usher-(laughs) Ok girls. Sit on the couch.Stacy-I love that song!Chris-Gross.Nicole-What?Chris-Usher freaks!Samantha-Shut up Chris.You are just jealous because he's sexier than you are.Chris-No he's not! I'm so offended right now.Nicole-Why?Stacy-Let me answer. Because I didn't back him up.Chris-Well, you are my girlfriend!Stacy-I'm gonna go with whoever I agree with baby. I'm sorry if that hurts your feelings and all, but I'm gonna have to go with Samantha. But, you are pretty sexy though.Chris-See, now I feel better.Stacy-Wow baby, wow. Nicole-Why are you dating him again?Samantha-Seriously. He's so...so...Chris.Chris-You two just hate me don't you?Samantha-Not really.Nicole-Well, that's kind of my job Chris. I'm your little sister. I'm supposed to embarrass you and make you feel stupid. So, other than that I guess no. I have to love you. We have a love/hate relationship. But, you're always gonna be my big-headed, conceited, annoying, and embarrassing big brother. Love you though.Chris-Really Nicki? Really?Nicole-Yep. Ask your girlfriend, I am so right. All brothers and sisters do that. Right Stacy?Stacy-Well, kinda. I guess. I have a little sister that's 12. So, I guess. Yes? But, I love my sister.Nicole-UGH! You're no help!Chris-Thanks Babe.Stacy-You're Welcome? Samantha-Hey the twins are coming over.Stacy-The twins?Nicole-Jacob and Nathan. Me and Samantha's boyfriends.Stacy-Ok, I thought they were twins I just wasn't sure.Chris-See! She's almost as stupid as I am!!Stacy-Excuse Me?Chris-I love you baby.(leans in to kiss Stacy)Stacy-(Shoves Chris back)Save it. ??-Oooh. Your in trouble(points at Chris)Nicole and Samantha-BABY!(runs and hugs them)Nathan-Hey guys.Jacob-Hey everybody!Stacy-Hey Guys.Nathan & Jacob-Hey Stacy.Stacy-Does everybody come over here or something?Mrs.Raymond-Pretty much.Chris-Yeah, we are used to company.Stacy-Wow.Chris-(whispers in Stacy's ear)Baby, can I talk to you really fast.Stacy-Suurrrreee. Excuse us.*In another room*Stacy-Yes?Chris-Well, I noticed that you haven't been really happy lately.Stacy-Why would say that?Chris-Because you aren't glowing as much as you were yesterday.Stacy-Dude, i've only been here for 2 days.Chris-Well, is there anything I can do to make you happier. I mean d***, you seem so upset.Stacy-H***, if it means that much to you, my birthday is in 2 days and you can do something that will make me never ever forget my 17th birthday.Chris-Well, you got it.(walks toward stacy) I love you.Stacy-I love you too.(kisses Chris)???-Awww. Kodak moment.Stacy-Really guys really?Chris-Do you even know how annoying you guys really are?Samantha-Well, me and your sister do this to you on purpose, because we love you.Stacy-(sarcastically)Wow. That really makes it so much more understandable.Chris-Stacy get out. Nicole, Samantha get your a**es in here...NOW!Stacy-What?Chris-(pushing stacy out of the door)GET OUT OF HERE NOW!(slams door)Stacy-Wow.Mrs.Raymond-What was that about.Stacy-I don't know. He might be planning something for my birthday.Nathan-Really? When's your birthday?Stacy-April 14th.Jacob-So your birthday is two days away?Stacy-Yep. I'll be 17. Idk what to tell him what I want.(phone vibrates)Text From:Mah Boo

Baby, trust me, this will be your BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

Stacy-Hey read this. It's from Chris.
Mrs & Mr Raymond, Nathan, and Jacob-Wow.
Nathan-He must really wanna make you happy.
Stacy-I guess so.
Jacob-Question?
Stacy-Ok.
Jacob-Really? Mah Boo? Seriously?
Stacy-Shut up. But, I really beilieve this is gonna be the best birthday ever!