Dan,
I decided not to get a pet. But my birthday is soon! Should I be excited? I'm turning 31! I'm getting old! Okay, maybe I shouldn't be excited, because I'm middle age.
You're turning 27 this year, so I guess that's cool. If you have a party, invite me! I'll bring food.
Well, invite me if you want.
From middle age man,
Phil Lester

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Emails To Dan
FanfictionDan and Phil's friendship has ended. They moved out from their flat and went their separate ways. Phil has tried to keep in touch with Dan, but he never answers. All of his emails are unanswered, but that doesn't mean Dan never reads them.