Episode 25: jokes and pranks

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Kaisu's pov
I had woken up early and went to ichiraku ramen as Kaisu, Kakashi was still asleep, the funny this is that I had locked his bedroom door so he would be stuck in there all day. I also left a not of his door on the inside saying 'good luck trying to get out sucker!' I laughed a little at the thought, he's gonna be so pissed! Hopefully otherwise I might get sexually harassed later, wait which is better? Uh getting beat up or getting harassed sexually.. Uhhhhhh I'll ask Naruto if he comes, I thought smirking as I walked up to ichiraku ramen
"Hey Naruto?!" I shouted Naruto looked at me and grinned
"Oh hi Kaisu" I sighed and sat next to the kid
"Hi"
"What do you want?"
"Oh I wanted to ask you a question"
"What!? Tell me!"
"What's better getting beat up or sexually harassed"
"What?" He asked freaked out I shrugged
"Just a random question that came into mind when I remember I locked my housemate in their room while they were asleep"
"Hahaha!!" Naruto started laughing, I smirked
"Yeah, I found it funny"
"But why would you get sexually harassed?"
"Just a possibility"  I say smirking as I pull down my mask and grin at the the kid
"Besides you know Itami?"
"Yeah that lady who helped us!"
"Yeah well guess what?"
"What?!" I transformed and poked my tongue out
"I'm Itami"  I said smirking, Naruto looked at me shocked
"What?!?!?!" Naruto shouted shocked, I smirked and waved
"Yep!" I shouted smirking,
"Itami!" I heard someone yell,
"Oh shit! Better get going I'll catch up with ya later Naruto-kun" I say kissing him in the cheek making him go red,
"See ya!' Naruto shouted as I stood in front of him and tripped the guy.
"Oh Kakashi, fooling around again are we? Tsk tsk tsk"
"Shut up Itami!" Kakashi shouted getting up and crossing his arms
"Wow, have you lost that calm cool demeanour of yours already"
"What?..." He looked to see Naruto grinning "Itami!" He shouted at me, I giggled
"What I didn't do anything"
"You locked me in my freaking room!"
"Wha?! How could you accuse me of doing such a thing to my best friend"
"Itami your a prankster!"
"Really? I thought you'd never catch on"
"You idiot!" Kakashi shouted hitting the back of my head, I laughed
"Come on Kakashi-kun , don't be like that, you love it when I play jokes on you, remember?"
"Whatever" he said pushing me away from him, I smirked and got hold of his arm
"Stay, ashi-kun~ stay~" I whispered, making him freeze
"Good boy" I praised him like a dog smirking, Naruto was laughing his head off.
"Let go!" Kakashi shouted as he teleported off, I laughed and smirked
"How was that Naruto?"
"Priceless!" I laughed along with Naruto
"Itami-San" Naruto said grinning
"Want me to teach you a jutsu? I'm sure you'll get one hell of a reaction!"
"Alright!"
"Let me go get konohamaru! He'll be the judge of how well you do it!" Naruto shouted running off, I followed him and walked past Yamato
"Hey brah!" I shouted Yamato jumped and looked at me
"Hey Itami" I smirked "Itami?!" He shouted after a few seconds, I smirked and nodded
"Yep, it's me!"
"What was Kakashi yelling about?"
"I was just you know being the jokester and messing with him in front of his student"
"That's harsh"
"Aren't I always harsh?"
"Yeah" Yamato agreed as I heard Naruto yell for me, I left Yamato to whatever he was doing and followed the two boys to a field
"So what is this jutsu?"
"Sexy jutsu!!!" They both shouted, I sweatdropped
"Really? How good is it?"
"Naruto show her!"
"Sexy no jutsu!" Naruto shouted as a bunch of clouds appeared and out out of the clouds came a naked girl... With whiskers on her cheeks, blonde hair and blue eyes.... I blush edand stared at Naruto
"Woah, to think I thought you were joking"
"Itami-San, you try!"
"Uh well" I shrugged "I guess I'll give it a try... Sexy no jutsu!" I say as I transformed, Naruto's transformation stopped as he got a big nose bleed, both boys did, I looked at my self and blushed. And undid the jutsu
"Uh sorry guys"
"No.... It's fine Itami-San!" I groaned as I sat down on the ground
"You got it first try!"
"Uh huh" I say as I looked around the area, I sighed and did it again but with clothes on this time,
"How's this?" I asked, Naruto and konohamaru were gawking
"Use that on Kakashi-sensei!!!!" Naruto shouted,
"W-what?!" I shouted
"Go tease him while your like that!"
"N-no!" I shutter, although playing around with him is pretty fun
"Uh I don't know guys" konohamaru gave me thumbs up
"Uh okay I'll try" I undid the transformation and sighed
"Wait as in right now?"
"Yeah!"
"You have to let us watch!"
"What?!"
"Please!"
"Fine.. But only cause you guys will anyway" I say as I shivered
"Oh he's in for it" I say smirking as I went to find Kakashi, when I did he was in the forest leaning against a tree reading his book,
"Uh ashi-kun?" I say from where I'm hidden
"Hm?" He looked up as I transform, 'oh my god this is the worst idea I've ever had' I say walking out for him see me
"Hey" I say walking up to him, he just stares at me,
"Hi........." He said staring at me,
"Kakashi-kun, please don't stare at me like that... It makes me feel uncomfortable" I say cutlery making him flinch
"Yeah" he said as he blinked,
"Do you like it?" I asked walking over to him, his face was going red with every step I took. 'Oh this will be fun'
"Uhh" he started staring at my chest area, the top was exposed, and my top was only covering parts of. My chest, I was basically wearing a bikini, he shifted back as I came closer to him
"What's the matter ashi-kun?" I asked, his face was red, really red as I came closer and smiled at him, I pulled down my mask making him go wide eyed
"Don't you like my new outfit?"
"What?! No! I like it" he said, staring at my chest
"Hey" I snapped my fingers making him look up
"My eyes are up here hatake" he nods as I feel a hand on my side,
"Ashi-Kun~ don't start" he kept his hand there,
"You've made a mistake you know"
"Oh I know" I whisper back to him as he put his other hand on my waist, "you pervert" I whisper as I started licking his ear again like last night
"Ita-chan~" he whined,
"Want more?" He nodded, "naw you love me don't you"
"Ita" he whined, I giggled,
"Keep quiet scarecrow" I say pulling down his mask and kissing him, he wrapped his arms around me fully and rubbed my back, I pulled away as I gasped
"Kakashi not now" he ignored me and started licking my neck, I let out a little moan, he smirked
"Kakashi, don't~!" 'Oh no, please don't be still watching you two' I plead as I saw the two blushing from the bushes
"Kakashi! Off!"
"Hmmmm no~" he whined again as he continued licking my neck, pulled my closer as I was suddenly propped up on his knee, I gasped as he leant against the tree and continued his little session.
"Oh my god... Kakashi-kun~!" I moaned a little as he continued, he stopped as I whispered
"How do you like it hm? Your little plan backfired" he whisper, I growled
"You playboy!" He smirked, as the transformation undid itself leaving me still on him
"But that was fun ita-chan" he said smirking as he let me go, I almost tripped when he caught me
"Your a naughty girl"
"You dirty boy" I said giggling as he kissed my again and smirked as he got up, and pulled his mask up
"I'll see you tonight, bitchy girl" he said teleporting, I blushed a dark red and pulled my mask up
"What was that?!" Naruto shouted
"I think I know how to get that guy now!!" Konohamru shouted
"Do the shadow clone jutsu and then the sexy jutsu!"
"What?!"
"Do it!"
"No!" I shouted as I fell onto the ground and groaned
'But God that felt good!!' I thought
'Glad you liked it' I flinched
"Come on!"
'Really?!'
'Yep' I swear I could hear that annoying smirk of his, I growled in my head, letting him know I'm annoyed
"God I hate that guy" I say to myself as I wave goodbye to Naruto and konohamaru and leave them to find out what I'm going to do next, I sighed and walked around the village
"Hey Itami-San?" I looked ahead of myself to see Sakura and ino,
"Hey?"
"We heard Kakashi-sensei yelling a while ago, do you what it was all about?" I smirked
"Well, one it was because of me. Cause I was just playing a prank or two on him and by the way do you know where Kaisu went?"
"No why?" I transformed into Kaisu and sighed
Cause as you can see she is standing right in front of you" I said smirking both girls gawked
"That's just creepy!" Sakura shouted ino however smiled
"Wow, I didn't realise Kaisu zaraku was so pretty" I blushed
"Thank you, ino" I say smiling as she looked at me then to Sakura
"Why don't you come to my party?"
"What party?"
"Well it's was suppose to be for the winter festival but since no one could make since they were on missions, I thought why not tonight? You know!"
"Uh I might not make knowing him"
"Oh who?!" Ino shouted smiling, I sighed
"No one in particular girly" I say as I waved and walked home, only to get my arm grabbed
"Your in for it"
"Just don't tease me like last time" I warn him, he smirked
"Oh I'll be teasing you" I smile as I heard some gasp, I flinched as I looked to see ino and Sakura gawking
"Is that him?!?!" Ino shouted, Sakura was staring,
"Ah well someone was going to find out"
"About what?" Kakashi asked
"You know what dirty boy" he blushed and cleared his throat
"Okay, uh that's enough of that Ita-chan"
"But ashi-kun~!" I whined, he blushed even more and growled
"Alright that's it come on, going home now" he said grabbing my waist and picking me up, he set me on his shoulder and slapped my behind, I gasped and blushed
"You dirty boy! " I shouted, he laughed and waved to the girls
"See you" he said so casually like he wasn't bothered by anything
"Kakashi!" I shouted banging my fists on his back, he smirked
"Your such a baby Ita-chan"
"You didn't have to embarrass me!"
"Well this is payback" I groaned and looked at his back
"I really hate you"
"Yeah yeah" he said smirking as he put me down
"Hello, you two~!"
"Roku?!" Kakashi and I shouted
Well, it seems you two seem to best friends now huh? I mean, holding eachother, kissing, making out, teasing eachother. You guys even seem like you are together"
"We are not!" I shouted, Kakashi smirked
"Says the girl who kisses me"
"Shut up! You were kissing me earlier so you can't say anything!"
"True" he said, I growled as I felt his hands on my waist
"But come on, you love it when I touch you" I growled
"Sometimes"
"You love it" I groaned a little
"Fine.. I do, I love it when you touch me!" I whined as I leaned back
"God I miss it"
"We could"
"Yeah but still remember what you said the first time?"
"Yeah...." I nod at him as I sighed and stood up fully
"At least we're fried a now right?"
"Yeah"
"I didn't aspect you two to get back together" Ku said appearing behind Roku, with a smirk plastered on his face.
"We never were, it was like-"
"Nothing" Kakashi interrupted, I suddenly felt something tug inside of me, I suddenly felt sad,
"Yeah nothing" I agreed in a quiet tone. Kakashi looked at me and sighed
"Come on let's go home" I nod as Kakashi led us home. As soon as walked inside I went straight to my new room, and blocked all of them out
"Ku?"
" hm?"
"Do you remember when I was 16?"
"Yeah that guy you hanged out with all the time, weren't you in a relationship with the guy?"
"Yeah, can you give me your opinion?"
"On what?"
"Do you think he feels the same way he did years ago?"
"Feelings change, kit, sometimes for the worst"
"I guess your right, but why does it still hurt?"
"It's hard to get over feelings" ku said,
"Thanks ku" I say as I stare up at the ceiling. Thinking

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