THUD!! BAM!!
Just because I am an inconspicuous person that does not mean that you can make feel like a turtle every single time! I have every right to walk like a human. I mean who the hell...
Yeah, I was on the floor. Lying on my shoulders; my muscle pulled. SHIT! I couldn't stand up straight and all I could do with my girly might was cry, yes cry for heavens sake. The guy who pushed me, rushed next to me and starting calling out for help as I cried. My raging hormones were coming into action as I admired this stunning creature beside me .
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Have you ever been in a situation where you don't know what to do? For instance you have sprained your ankle, embarrassed the shit out of you but the guy who pushed involuntarily, looks so damn fine that you wanted to like kiss him? Admire the fuck out of him? Like lick him.
Well eww Megan that shit is too outta hand. I am waiting for my ice-cream, Yes that hot guy is giving me a treat cause he pushed me (involuntarily), I mean this should be my luckiest day except for falling, crying, embarrassment and making a scene in a mall full of people.
So here I am smiling like an idiot and replaying the scene again and again.I figure out how weird I am being after I see a nandos sign. Yeah! Nandos makes me feel normal and conscious so WHAT? WHAT??
I agree, it isn't one of those fairytale scenes but.. OKAY! I agree I am downright pathetic idiot who's talking about God knows what.
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You sprained my ankle
HumorWe've been through a lot of pain in our lives, everybody does. For me twas hormonal cross reactions , extreme heart palpations, excessive jumbo sweating and production of dopamine in my body. But how could this happen? With just a minor slash plato...
